I am 174 tall and now I am an after-sales service director.
My wife’s IQ is 3 cm taller than mine. She is a system architect of a game company.
I have a little female cat named Senior Brother.
My current boss is also called Senior Brother.
These two senior brothers are not good things.
I was late when I went to work at my senior brother’s company on the first day.
I really can't blame me. When I was working in a previous company, I took the subway from downstairs to the company directly downstairs.
The senior brother’s company is far away in the Hi-tech Zone, and is still 8.6 kilometers away from the nearest subway station.
I originally asked my wife to dress me up carefully, wanting to give a good impression to the new colleagues in the company. As a result, after pedaling the bicycle in the wind for half an hour, I began to worry about how my wife would deal with me after returning home.
The suit she bought for me was quite expensive, and now that suit has become a sweaty outfit.
The boss and senior brother are very generous and do not blame me for being late on the first day of work. After hearing my complaint for five minutes, he generously lent me his car.
When he said this, my whole body became an emoticon.
His car was newly bought half a year ago. At that time, he had just cheated on the A round of investment and was full of energy to buy a huge SUV. When he came to show off for me, I wanted to drive two laps and enjoy it, but he was inhumanely rejected.
He is really willing to lend me his car? Could it be that he really wants to treat me as a national soldier?
To be honest, I was really moved at that time. After taking the car keys, I rushed into the after-sales service department office without hesitation, summoned my subordinates and held a meeting for one day.
understand the situation, sort out the process, formulate plans, reposition each person, and arrange personalized training plans, and are very busy.
At noon, I specially invited them out for a snack to contact each other. These guys took me to a expensive restaurant and ate my pocket money for half a month with a working meal.
But this doesn’t matter. The eldest brother treats me with a national hero, and I will repay him with a national hero. This is my principle of being a human being.
At 7 pm, I came to the parking lot physically and mentally exhausted, but I couldn't find the black monster.
I pressed the unlock key on the car key and searched for more than ten minutes before I found a broken car in the VIP parking space in the parking lot.
The car looks like it is not a few years younger than me last year. It has been full of vicissitudes of life and the interior is even more retro. The key is that the air conditioner in the car is still broken!
I called the senior brother in the car and asked him: Did your monster die of dysfunction when it gave birth to this broken car?
The senior brother told me that when the divorce was about the same, his ex-wife drove away the car.
I knew that when he divorced, he gave 20% of the company's stocks to his ex-wife, but unexpectedly, he couldn't even keep his car. I asked him what did you get?
The senior brother was silent for a moment and said: Freedom.
At night, I drove back to the parking lot underground in my house and walked around it three times before I found a parking space in a corner.
There are pillars in front of this place and cable supervisors in the back. There is a wall on the left. Only the right can enter the car, but there is a van parked in the parking space on the right.
My wife and I didn’t buy a car when we got married because it was famous for the difficulty of parking in our community.
Like this parking space, no one can bear to rub the car inside, but I have no burden at all. After a long time of hard work, I successfully stuffed the broken car in.
The next morning, I found a note on the broken car.
I am rushing to work and I have no time to pay attention to such boring people.
When I came back from get off work, I found that my treasure parking space was occupied by a crimson car.
The small car body is covered with stickers.
It seems that this car owner is very fashionable, and this car is also unlucky to follow him.
I moved in the parking lot for more than half an hour, but there was really no parking space, so I could only park in the paid parking space outside the community.
After I got home, I felt a little uncomfortable.I finally found a treasure parking space, but someone even snatched it from me.
Repeat day, I walked for half an hour in the afternoon, got home before the evening rush hour, and finally got the parking space.
Who knew that when I was having dinner in the evening, I just picked up the bowl and received a call from 114 to move the car.
I parked a public parking space in the community. What kind of car do I move?
I put down the phone and continued to eat. Then 114 called me three times in a row, but I didn't answer.
The next morning, I went to the parking lot and found another note.
I suddenly felt an unknown fire in my heart. This is a naked provocation. I want to see what you can do. If you have the ability, put this parking space in your pocket!
That afternoon, I walked for a while ago. When I arrived at the community parking lot, I found that the treasure parking space was empty.
I didn't dare to underestimate the enemy. I got out of the car and walked around the parking space. There were no nails on the ground, and there seemed to be no bombs buried. I carefully rubbed the car inside. As a result, as soon as the rear of the car entered the parking space, a miserable scream suddenly came from around me.
that hasn't happened in the most horrifying movie I've ever seen so far!
I was so scared that I rushed in and moved the car out.
Just as I parked the car, I saw a strong man in the distance, strode towards me with a bag.
This is the audio attack, do you want to physically output me?
My big man's bloody nature suddenly rushed over to his head, then rushed in and locked the car door, rolled the window, and pressed 110 on his phone.
Dare you touch me? If you move, I will call 110 and let the police uncle deal with you!
The big brother came to my car, looked at me twice, and then motioned me to put down the window.
I hesitated for a moment and opened the crack in the car window.
The eldest brother picked up the plastic bag in his hand and told me that the watermelon I just bought was so scared that I fell into watermelon juice.
I saw that he was not trying to output me, so I quickly explained to him what happened.
The eldest brother's face obviously had a look of believing you. In order to prove his innocence, I reversed into the garage in front of my eldest brother, but this time, there was no movement.
Brother looked at me deeply, and I avoided his gaze, and I was afraid that he would say "What are you looking at?"
The eldest brother left with the bag of watermelon juice.
I'm wronged, brother, I'm innocent, I really didn't lie to you!
After the big brother's majestic back disappeared, I was about to get off the car, but the scream rang out again. I gritted my teeth and drove out, and the scream disappeared.
I took a car for a long time, and finally parked the car in the paid parking lot outside.
After I got home, I didn't even eat, so I searched through the boxes and found a bunch of things, and then rushed back to the parking lot at a glance.
When I was having dinner in the evening, I was staring at my phone while eating.
I installed an wireless camera on the wall behind the parking space.
After hearing what happened, my wife giggled and said I was naughty.
I don't think there is anything funny about this.
I want to see who the guy who drove the little red car is.
At 8:30 pm, the little red car came back, parked in the parking space smoothly, and got out of the car with a short hair.
After he left, I returned to the parking lot.
searched near the parking space for more than an hour and finally found that there was something on the roof disguised as smoke alarm .
There must be boundary security camera in that thing.
There is an infrared boundary positioning sensor, and an offline license plate recognition system. Once my car enters the sensing boundary, it will trigger a scream.
I once had a customer who was working on an overall security solution. They have this kind of border security equipment, which is specially designed for large factories to prevent theft at night.
This is what you have met with experts!
I was so excited that my palms were sweating.This guy is a hardware player, and I am a software player. Can you control me?
That night, I ran back and forth at home and the parking lot, and worked hard for most of the night.
Arrive at the company the next day, and I specially arranged for the entire department to work overtime at night to modify the after-sales service manual.
Speaking of which, the products of the eldest brother's company are quite market-prospects, but the after-sales service manual is simply a bunch of garbage. I really don't know how he passed the investment evaluation.
I didn’t feel embarrassed to throw the company’s more than 1,300 pages of after-sales service manual directly to the three men to copy it, but instead made an outline and asked them to supplement and improve it according to the examples I wrote.
At nine o'clock in the evening, I saw the little red car coming back on my phone. As soon as it entered the parking space, a harsh giggle echoed throughout the parking lot.
The boy was obviously panicked, and the front of the car suddenly hit the wall.
I was so happy that I even had my eyelashes blooming.
The boy drove out, then stood outside the parking space, looked up at the border security camera.
probably he can't figure out how I did it.
He looked at it for a while, then suddenly turned his head to look at my camera, with a sneer on his face, and then made a throat-cutting action at me.
Unfortunately, I only had an ordinary camera at that time. If I had installed a camera with a microphone, I would definitely shout at him now:
can’t do anything, right? Brother is so powerful!
The little man turned around and drove away.
I announced my get off work with satisfaction, then drove back home, and successfully parked the car into the parking space.
N the next morning, the senior brother pulled me to the president's office meeting, and the meeting ended at noon. I habitually turned on my phone and looked at the camera, but found that the little red car had actually parked in again.
The roof cannot be seen from the angle of the camera, but I believe that the guy must have removed the security camera. This is considered surrender and surrender.
I still feel a little unfulfilled. My brother has a lot of skills and hasn't even started to use his skills!
When I got to the parking lot at night after get off work, I found that the parking space was indeed empty, and the camera on the roof was really gone.
I rubbed the car inside with the winner's smile, and the screams sounded again!
This time I was caught off guard and the butt of the car also rubbed against the wall.
I drove out. Before I could get off the car, I saw the elder brother running towards me again last time. This time he didn't hold anything in his hand, but he clenched his fists tightly.
The big fist of the sand pot made me feel a little dizzy.
I drove out of the parking lot. I hid outside the community for more than an hour, and I was afraid that the elder brother would block me at the door.
When I was hiding from my elder brother, I thought seriously for a long time, and what did that kid move?
cannot be weight sensing, that cost is too high, and it is too much to dig the ground, and the workload is too high.
has another security camera installed? Neither should it be. He knew this thing was useless to me.
Is there any induction metal wire on the ground?
I decided to go to the site to inspect it.
I am like a loneliness hunter for a long time, and I am excited when I see the traces of the old fox.
Before I could sneak to the target position, my wife called and said: Come back quickly.
My hunting mission can only be temporarily cancelled.
After returning home, as soon as I entered the door, I suddenly realized that the little man was sitting on the sofa at my house, chatting with my wife and smiling.
My big man's bloody nature suddenly rushed to his forehead. This kid is not particular. You haven't watched the young and dandy movie when you were a child. We have rules. Things in the world are not involved in the family!
I rushed towards him indignantly, but my wife glared at me and told me that she came to the property after get off work in the evening to inquire about the owner of the little red car, and took the initiative to talk to her.
I didn’t type the typo, that kid turned out to be a girl!
That girl is really a hardware engineer. She is a research and development engineer at a cloud intelligence security company. She and my wife hit it off at first sight. My wife even brought her home and ate my dinner.
My wife ordered me to park my small broken car in the paid parking lot outside the community in the future. I will be responsible for the parking money myself.
I really wanted to argue with reason at that time, but later I considered that I was afraid of disturbing my neighbor's rest, so I obeyed.
But I couldn't swallow my breath. The next day when I was at work, I found my senior brother and told him everything that happened. What I mean is that the company has to report the parking fee of 200 yuan per month.
Otherwise, I will give me three days off. I think about it carefully, why did I squeeze the tomboy out of my treasure parking space without any alarming my wife?
The senior brother asked me for a video taken by the camera. After watching it, he pondered for a moment, looked up and said to me: I will give you the parking fee for
. Don’t fight with your future sister-in-law. Is there a call from this beautiful woman?
