1. The couple snuggled sweetly in the park. When the man saw that the woman's hair was so soft, he couldn't help but sneak up. The woman said delicately, "Oh! I hate it!" The man's heart became even more itchy when he heard it, so he sneaked up again, and the woman said, "Well, no!" When the man heard it, his heart was about to fly up, and he touched it again. Suddenly the woman stood up and said roughly, "Don't touch it! My wig is almost falling off!!!"
2. Today, I drove on a toll road. The car broke down when approaching a toll booth. I had to wait in the smoking car, crying and watching the other cars whizz by. Until a patrolman came over to help me push the car over the toll station. The woman in the toll station told me that she sympathized with me, but she still charged me 3 yuan.
3. There is only one ice cream left after I bought. I teased my younger son: Who will I give this last ice cream to? The youngest son blinked and said: Of course, it’s for mom to eat! I was about to say that my son was sensible, but my younger son continued: I just want to eat it with my brother, but I can't rob him, so I might as well give it to my mother. My mother was happy and bought us delicious food again...
4. Last night, I went downstairs to buy watermelon. The person who sold watermelon was a dark man, who was not very good at , Mandarin shouted: "The price is good for ripe packaging, the price is affordable, and the scale is less I'm paying ten pounds! "I said to him in the spirit of a joke, "Come on a good deal of not being sweet!" He looked at me for a long time and said, "You are so poor that you start to extort our hard-earned money for farming?"
5. I was a college alumni with my husband. The first time I met was when I picked up his meal card, contacted the school supermarket, and returned the meal card to him. He insisted on treating me to a drink, and pulled me into the supermarket and bought me a bottle of water before leaving. Later, I asked him if he had fallen in love with me at first sight and invited me to drink water? My husband said without hesitation: I'm afraid you will use the meal card secretly, so I'll catch you to buy something in the supermarket to see the balance. . .
6. My wife suddenly said to me: Husband, I don’t want to live with you anymore... I didn’t say anything, and shed tears silently. My wife panicked and said: What’s wrong? I'm joking with you! Me: No, happiness comes too suddenly... Let's not talk about it, I'll kneel for a while~
