大1月1月1月1月1月1月1月1月1月1月1月1月1月1月1月1月1月1月1月1月1月1月1月1月2月1月1月2月1月1月2月1月2月2月2月2月2月2月2月2月2月2月2月2月2月2月2月2月2月2月2月2月2月2月2月2月2月2月2月2月2月2月2月2月2月2月2月2月2月2月2月2月2月201月201月201月201月201月201月201月201月201月201月201月201月201月201月201月201月201月201月201月201月201月201月201月201月201月201月201月201月201月201月201月201月201月201月201月201 He is suave, funny and wise, and has a strong and tough body. He is not afraid of power or power. He claims to be "I am a man who cannot steam it, cannot cook it, cannot beat it, and cannot stir-fry it, and is a copper pea."
In his later years, he offended the dynasty for his work " Dou E's Injustice " and was expelled from Dadu (Beijing); he returned to his hometown, Wuren Village, Puyin, and lived in seclusion.
After returning to Wuren Village, he locked himself in a small building and kept writing, and no longer showed up.
But in March of that year, the people of Wuren Village unexpectedly saw Guan Hanqing, the famous actor, acting.
It turns out that March of this year was the Wurenqiao temple fair in the neighboring village, and this temple fair is particularly lively. People around dozens of miles came here to go to the temple to watch operas. The temple fair invited the best Huo Family Ban in Puyin County. There were so many people watching the show, which made the platform so crowded. The two prodigal sons of Song Yuanwai, the richest man in Wurenqiao, also watched the show. The two older brothers are called Song Wen, and the other ones are called Song Wu. Relying on the power and power of the Song family, these two brothers are domineering and domineering. The strong men and women are unscrupulous, and no one dares to provoke them.
On this day, two playboys wore red and hung green, and their eyebrows and eyes came to the audience. They watch plays fake and people are real. Focus on those beautiful women.
There is a girl named Jiaolian in the village near the village with beautiful eyebrows and handsome appearance. She also came to the temple this day. But they have been secretly followed by Song Wen and Song Wu. The two of them are like two poisonous snakes following behind Jiaolian
on the stage, playing Guan Hanqing's yuan drama " Xie Tianxiang ". The story of the singer Xie Tianxiang deeply attracted the audience. Jiaolian originally only watched on the edge of the crowd, but because she was attracted by the plot, she entered the crowd without realizing it. The audience was crowded, and the two brothers of the Song family took the opportunity to squeeze her into the crowd. At first, Jiaolian didn't think badly, watching the show, it's not at home, there are too many people, and suddenly she felt that someone was holding her back hard. She suddenly turned around and saw the face of a pink prodigal son pressing against the back of her head. Seeing that she discovered her, the prodigal son simply started to fight.
"Ah...beauty...de..." The two evil young men started to touch Jiaolian's body.
Jiaolian shouted "Help--", she wanted to squeeze out and escape, but she couldn't take off her hands, Song Wen unbuttoned her clothes, Song Wu kissed her mouth, and the audience started to get turmoil.
All the people who watched the show turned around and looked at it, but who dared to say a word? People all know that these are two prodigal sons from the Song family. The Song family has thousands of acres of fertile land, and there are dozens of bodyguards and thugs. Even the magistrate of Puyin is afraid of getting some points. Once ordinary people provoke evil young men in the Song family, they will be unable to even protect their lives. The audience was just angry and dared not take action.
play stopped.
only heard Huo Bantou shouting on the stage, "I listened to it, now the magistrate of this county is speaking to everyone."
Hoho! The magistrate! People turned their eyes to the stage, all wanting to see what the magistrate looks like and what he is saying.
An old man dressed in an official manner appeared in the middle of the stage, and he was the magistrate! I saw the old man's face was flushed, majestic and imposing.
County magistrate shouted, "I heard that the audience is here. The magistrate heard that the local people were singing operas, so he came to watch them. Unexpectedly, the play was disturbed by two evil young men. He dared to rape and rob the girl in broad daylight. The people tied me up immediately!"
The spectator wanted to teach these two prodigal sons a lesson, but he was afraid that no one would make the decision. Now the magistrate has issued an order to act. It was time to say that, and a few fierce young men rushed over immediately, first punched and kicked, and then tied up a duck to float. Jiaolian took the opportunity to escape.
The two evil young men shouted desperately: "I am Mr. Song's family..."
"Today I am the one who beat you, Mr. Song's family!" All the people from Wurenqiao who had revenge and injustice took the opportunity to surround him, and they were beaten up with a stinking blow. The second evil young man was bleeding from his nose and mouth, and kept shouting "Give up your life."
has two evil young men tied up. What should I do next? People looked at the magistrate on the stage.
"Twist it into the river immediately!" the magistrate waved his hand and shouted.
Xiao Cihe is not far from the stage. A few strong men immediately jumped into the crowd and carried the two evil young men to the river. All the spectators followed."One, two, three!" There was a 'bang' sound. The two evil young men were sunk into the river and disappeared.
At this moment, Song Yuanwai led a group of servants to come. He was so angry that he sweated all over. He ignored the magistrate's order and saved his son first.
A group of servants went into the water to salvage.
Spectators lined up on the shore to see the scenery. Seeing that the Song family had become a chicken, I couldn't help but burst into laughter.
A audience said that the county magistrate is very flexible. To punish evil people, you don’t have to behead them and throw them into the river to save trouble. It turned out that there were many people in the Song family watching the show. When they saw the two young masters being kidnapped, they hurried back to report to Mr. Song. When Song Yuanwai heard this, he rushed over immediately. Seeing that his son was thrown into the river, he didn't bother to find the magistrate first, so he ordered his servants to go into the water to catch people. In the spring, the water in Xiaoci River is not deep and the water surface is as calm as a mirror. The servants quickly salvaged the two young masters. People saw two evil young men standing straight on the river bank, like two dead fish.
Song Yuanwai shouted, "Press your stomach quickly!"
So someone pressed his stomach.
Now, people saw a large amount of sewage flowing out of the mouths of the two evil young men.
"There are still little fish inside!" someone shouted.
I heard that there was a small fish, an old lady rushed forward to pick it up. Someone reminded her, "Dirty!" The old lady said, "Don't be afraid, feed the chickens."
People laughed again.
Song Yuanwai was so angry that he trembled all over. Determined to settle the score with the magistrate Borjijin Jiamu. Because he had a lot of contact with Borjijin Jiamu in normal times and had given this Mongolian magistrate a lot of money.
After seeing his two sons sucking through the water, he gradually woke up, and Mr. Song was relieved. Then he hurried to find the magistrate. He had to question him in person why he was slaughtering his two biological children. Besides, throwing it into the river is considered a kingly law.
The magistrate has long disappeared from the magistrate on the stage. He asked Huo Bantou, and Huo Bantou said, "Mr. Magistrate, I'll go back after the lecture."
Old Master Song ordered the preparation of sedan chairs and went straight to the lobby of the county government. Borjijin Jiamu saw that he was an old acquaintance, Yuanwai, and welcomed him warmly. After a few greetings, Mr. Song said sarcastically, "I asked the magistrate to go to my residence to watch the opera."
magistrate hurriedly asked, "Watch the opera? What kind of opera are you singing in your residence?"
Song Mr. Song happened to say, "Isn't the Wurenqiao Temple Fair sing an opera? Why don't the magistrate go and watch it? If you go, you can live in my residence. Please ensure that you have endless delicacies and endless wines. I can also hand over the two unfilial sons to the county magistrate for punishment."
magistrate heard Mr. Song, and felt that he was wrong. He asked angrily, "Why did I have to go to your house to watch the show? As long as I give the order, I can invite any opera troupe to sing for me. Why do you say that you will give my son to me for punishment? What law did your son violate? Tell me quickly!"
Song Yuanwai was awakened by the magistrate's words: Yes, a seventh-rank magistrate wants to watch the show with just one sentence. Why should I go to the Five-Man Bridge thirty miles away from the city to watch it? It seems that the Mongolian magistrate never visited Wurenqiao, let alone cure his son. He found that he was too reckless, so he changed his words and said that he was passing by here for something else and came to see the magistrate. The few words just now were just casually talking and playing. Please don't mind if you wish you. After saying that, someone gave Borjijin Jiamu some silver. He was happy to see the Mongolian magistrate, and then left.
When he returned to the mansion, Song Yuanwai was puzzled: Who pretended to be the magistrate on stage and threw his two sons into the river? Fortunately, he arrived in time, otherwise his two sons would have died. He was determined to find this bold madman who pretended to be a magistrate.
First, I asked the people of Wurenqiao. Everyone said that the old man who spoke on stage that day looked like a magistrate, and it would never be fake. Then, who dared to pretend to be a magistrate? After hearing this, Mr. Song hesitated again. Could it be that it was really the ghost of Borjijin Jiamu?
At this moment, a family member came to tell him that the person who played the magistrate was not someone else, but Guan Hanqing from Wuren Village.
Guan Hanqing? A great dramatist who lives in a seclusion in a tall building in his twilight years. How could he care about this little business and do this prank? Then again, the Song family has no grievances and no grudges when they keep their family in the Song family. Mr. Song didn't believe it very much.But the next day, on the third day, people always say this to him, saying that the magistrate was dressed by Guan Hanqing...
It turned out that this incident was reported by people in Wuren Village. This person who pretended to be a magistrate was really Guan Hanqing.
Song Yuanwai secretly sent someone to visit Wuren Village for a private visit, proving that the servant's words were true. Guan Hanqing pretended to be a magistrate and ordered his son to be thrown into the river!
Guan Hanqing did go to Wuren Bridge to watch the show that day. Because the Huo family acted in Guan Hanqing's famous drama "Xie Tianxiang", he wanted to see how his hometown people responded to the plays he wrote. Unexpectedly, he met two prodigal sons in the Song family teasing the girl. He couldn't bear it anymore and became wise in a hurry. He immediately pretended to be the magistrate and went to power to issue an order to punish the two evil young men.
People in the village outside did not know him, but some people in the village Wuren saw that it was him. They admired his superb acting skills and felt extremely happy for him to punish the evil young man. The Wuren Villagers secretly told the news about this quick incident, and accidentally leaked the news and was discovered by Mr. Song of Wurenqiao.
Since the Song family knew about Guan Hanqing pretending to be a magistrate, Song Yuanwai would not spare him.
Guan Hanqing also understood that sooner or later this matter would be known to the Song family father and son, but since they did it, they would not be afraid.
Guan Hanqing went straight to Puji Temple when he got home. He and the old monk Zhi had long been close friends. He secretly asked the old monk to prepare a red silk for him 8 carrying a large sedan chair ...
On this day, the father and son of the Song family indeed brought a group of servants to Guanyuan (Guan Hanqing's residence) to find Guan Hanqing!
The old servant of the Guan family Xing Kuai said, "Master Guan is not at home."
Where can the Song family father and son believe it? Immediately led all the servants
to start together and search and smash them. At this moment, I suddenly heard a gong sound on the street, and someone shouted, "The magistrate is here! Idle people avoid it-"
What is the magistrate doing? The father and son of the Song family were surprised: The prefect is much more important than the prefect! Song Yuanwai was exploring, and suddenly heard the sound of gongs at the gate of Guanyuan. Someone shouted: "The prefect is here, please invite Guan Hanqing to meet--"
Song Yuanwai quickly called the servant to stop.
"Tell the magistrate, our Guan family is being smashed and robbed by a group of gangs of criminals. Mr. Guan was scared away." The old servant Xing Lou reported to the magistrate.
The prefect was very angry when he heard this and immediately sent an order: "Who dares to do evil in broad daylight? Take it for me immediately!"
Hearing that he would be arrested, the father and son of the Song family took their servants and ran away with their heads and fled over the wall.
The gangster escaped, but how do you find Guan Hanqing to meet the governor? Mrs. Guan was anxious and immediately found the old monk Zhizhi and asked him to help send the young monks to find them.
The old monk Zhi smiled unconsciously and said, "I want to find your Lord Guan, please follow me."
The old monk took Mrs. Guan and came to the sedan chair of the prefect and said, "Mr. Prime Minister, your wife is here, come out quickly."
Mrs. Guan was immediately blushed with shame, thinking that this old monk was too much to joke. How could he be the wife of the prefect? She was about to say something, when she suddenly saw the curtain of the sedan chair move and a person walked out of the sedan chair. There was no such thing as the prefect, it was Guan Hanqing. Mrs. Guan was ridiculous and realized what was going on.
"Funny and wise, funny and wise." The old monk Zhi raised his thumb and smiled and praised.
Guan Hanqing pretended to be a magistrate and punished the two evil young men of the Song family. This time he pretended to be a magistrate and scared Song Yuanwai away. It is a strange story by people in my hometown.
After the two evil young men of the Song family learned the truth, they had to settle the score with Guan Hanqing, but Song Yuanwai said, "Guan Hanqing is a 'wisdom star', don't act rashly."
Guan Hanqing returned to Guanyuan and locked himself in a small building to continue writing. People finally saw Guan Hanqing appearing in acting twice in a row. Guan Hanqing locked himself in a small building and wrote day and night. There was only one puppy and one puppy who was with him. That was specially picked by Guan Hanqing from outside in order to avoid loneliness.
Every late at night, Guan Hanqing conceives and writes, paces back and forth on the floor, twists his beard, and makes whispers from time to time. Xiaoba'er thought he wanted to feed him, so he followed him.
years later, the floor slabs were stepped out of several deep pits. Even the mini-ba dog, he often forgot to feed it.
In the early winter of this year, Guan Hanqing didn't go downstairs for several days. His idea had reached a point of superb level. He didn't care how much he had eaten and forgot about feeding the puppy.
One day, when I got up early in the morning, my wife went upstairs to look at him and saw that there were several places on the floor that were being stepped through by him, and the puppy was curled under his feet and motionless. Guan Hanqing was stunned when he was looking at the puppy under his feet. It turned out that the puppy had been starved to death.
The lady called out several times, but Guan Hanqing said nothing. When he called again, Guan Hanqing held the puppy in his arms and walked out.
Mrs. Guan thought Guan Hanqing went downstairs to bury her dog. So I waited patiently downstairs. After not coming back for a long time, I went to Puji Temple to find the old monk Zhizhi. The old monk Zhizhi is Guan Hanqing's good friend, maybe Guan Hanqing has gone there to talk.
Guan Hanqing was in love with a puppy and did not go to Puji Temple. He actually went straight to ten carpenter shops.
"Make me a small coffin." Guan Hanqing said to Carpenter San.
"Little coffin? Who died? How small it is?"
"Hey, it's my 'elf' who died."
Guan Hanqing took out the puppy from his arms with tears in his eyes.
The carpenter smiled three times, knowing that the old talented man Guan Hanqing is a strange man, and a strange man does strange things.
"I'll give it how much money you want." Guan Hanqing said again
"I don't want your money."
carpenter's three skills are ready, and it instantly makes a small coffin.
Guan Hanqing said, "Thank you." He took the small coffin out.
This matter was just known by the carpenter's third neighbor, the sharp-mouthed woman. The pointed-mouthed Po’s husband was killed by the Yuan army in the year that Yuan Meng destroyed Jin. Later, the sharp-mouthed woman regarded her enemies as her friend and gave her biological daughter to the magistrate Borjijin Jiamu as her little wife. The sharp-mouthed woman relied on her daughter to gain power and became more powerful. She competed for the first place in food, drink, and wear, and realized that no one in the village was as good as her. He doesn't work all day long, and he specializes in traveling around others, showing off himself, provoking trouble, and mocking good people.
She saw that the people in Wuren Village admired Guan Hanqing very much, so she was so angry. I long wanted to ruin Guan Hanqing's majesty to show her personal glory. This time she slid the wall and saw Guan Hanqing making a coffin for a dead dog, and she felt that the opportunity had come. She secretly followed Guan Hanqing out of the village entrance, came to the back of Puji Temple, and found a quiet place to hide it.
The old monk in the temple was intelligent. When Mrs. Guan said that Guan Hanqing had walked out with a puppy's body, she also wanted to see what Guan Hanqing wanted to do. He knew that Guan Hanqing was a talented man, and what he did was definitely different from that of ordinary people. The old monk first saw Guan Hanqing digging a small grave on the ground with his hands, then put the coffin containing the puppy into the pit, and then sealed a small grave mound. Then Guan Hanqing knelt down on his knees, took out a document from his arms, and started to cry and mutter.
"Hey, fellow villagers, come and see, someone is a filial son for a dog—" The sharp-mouthed woman shouted immediately. Many people really came.
"What's your name?" Old Monk Zhi shouted at her.
"I have never seen a dog funeral, I can eat and sleep well..."
"What do you know? Master Guan can take a break from his busy schedule and have fun in his hardships. This is the one who is great awakened."
"I don't know what big feet and small feet. I can eat and sleep well." The sharp-mouthed woman boasted about herself and left.
Guan Hanqing was calm and calm. After the puppy, he came to the old monk Zhi, and said to Zhi with his ears, "She will come to find you, hey."
Jian was confused by Guan Hanqing's words. How could an old widow come to find an old monk? Maybe Guan Hanqing said a joke.
Who knew that after a few days, this sharp-mouthed woman really came to find the old monk to be smart. As soon as she entered the temple, she shouted, "My God, I can't eat and sleep!"
The old monk Zhizhi asked her how she was doing. She said that since she saw Guan Hanqing burying the dog that day, she said those gossip. Every night, she heard a puppy barking outside her window, and she begged the old monk to exorcise her evil spirits.
Intelligently remembered Guan Hanqing's whisper to him. Then he smiled unconsciously and knew that this was a play played by Guan Hanqing. Then he said to her, "You go and find Lord Guan, he can cure your illness."
The sharp-mouthed woman hesitated after hearing this. Could it be that Guan Hanqing would also exorcise evil spirits? Seeing her hesitation, the old monk said: "Do you know what kind of dog is Mr. Guan paying tribute to me? Will he be willing to bury a dog if it dies? It was a divine dog. If you bumped into it, its soul would not forgive you. "
The sharp-mouthed woman believed in ghosts and gods. After hearing the old monk, she immediately found Guan Hanqing to apologize and asked Guan Hanqing to exorcise evil spirits and cure her illness.
At first, Guan Hanqing pretended to refuse to agree, and the sharp-mouthed woman begged in every possible way, saying, "That day I said something I shouldn't say. Lord Guan, don't be as knowledge as me." "When he said that, he kowtowed like pounding garlic.
Guan Hanqing said, "I'm afraid you won't listen if I say something." "
pointed-mouthed woman said: "Even if I teach me to die, I will follow you." "
Guan Hanqing told her: First, you must wear a body full of filial piety, second, you must go to the God Dog's grave to accompany you, third, you must cry: "My husband, spare me." "
The sharp-mouthed woman heard that the first two items were asked to do, but she was unwilling to accept the third one. "I cried her husband, but it was a dog! "
Guan Hanqing said, "It's okay if you don't listen, it will go to find you until the night. "
pointed-mouthed woman hesitated.
Guan Hanqing said again, "Do you think it is a dog?" That's just a surface, it's a god! You still don’t think it’s cost-effective to be a God’s wife? Then you just cried like that a few times and you really became its wife..."
pointed-mouthed woman agreed.
Then pointed-mouthed woman returned home and bought white cloth, and was a filial piety dress, and went to the dog grave. Guan Hanqing asked the old monk Zhi to hide aside and peek. When he saw the pointed-mouthed woman shouting Lian Tian: "My husband, just spare me." Otherwise, I can't eat enough and sleep..."
Guan Hanqing then asked the old monk Zhizhi: "She must have gone to find you, right? "
The old monk asked Guan Hanqing back: "You must have learned to bark, right? "The two laughed at each other.
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