Miss Zhao Si started to talk to Zhang Xueliang since he was sixteen years old. With one year, it is an affair; with three years, it is considered an affair; with sixty years, it becomes an eternal love!
Revelation: Many things do not look at or not, but how long you do them.
2
Famous prostitute in the Republic of China Xiaofengxian. If she followed migrant workers, she would be an object of Anti-pornographic ; if she followed Cai E, she would be the best of all time; if she followed Sun Yat-sen, she might become the first lady.
Revelation: It doesn’t depend on what you do, but who you do with.
3
The women's bathroom caught fire, and people inside were in a mess, running out naked, and saw a large group of white flowers on the street, an old man shouted "Cover quickly", and the naked women suddenly woke up, but there were three important parts of their bodies, and they couldn't cover them in a hurry and were at a loss. At this time, the old man shouted again: "Just cover your face, it's the same below!"
Inspiration: It is impossible to cover everything under special circumstances, and you must grasp the key points.
4
Woman reported the case: "I put the money in my bra and was stolen by a handsome guy in the crowded subway..." The police wondered: "You didn't notice such a sensitive place?" The woman replied with a blushing face: "Who could have thought that he was touching the money?"
Revelation: Letting customers' money be touched unconsciously in a pleasant experience is the highest level of the business model.
5
Organize several people to collect protection fees, and that is the underworld. Zhu Yuanzhang organized millions of people to seize the throne, and was the great emperor. Wu Zetian Sleeping in her father-in-law and son. Although it is incest, it is very messy enough, so she becomes the queen.
Revelation: It’s not about whether you do bad things, but about how big you do!
6
A company posted a post on the urinal: "A small step forward, a big step in civilization", but as a result, there are still many urine stains on the ground. Later, the company learned the lesson carefully and redesigned it to: "If you can't pee in the pool, it means you are short; if you can't pee outside the pool, it means you are soft", and the ground was much cleaner than before.
Inspiration: The investment advice given to customers must be specific, accurate and important.
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One day, the female secretary said with a serious expression: Mr. Wang, I am pregnant. Mr. Wang continued to look down at the file, then smiled faintly: I've been ligated long ago. The female secretary was stunned for a moment and said with a charming smile: I'm joking with you! Mr. Wang looked up at her, took a sip of tea and said: So is me.
Revelation: Don’t panic when encountering problems, let the bullets fly for a while first.
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A man went to propose marriage, the woman's parents: Please introduce yourself. A said: I have ten million; B said: I have a luxury house worth 20 million; parents are very satisfied. Just ask C, what do you have in your family? C Answer: I have nothing, only one child, in your daughter's belly. AB was speechless and left.
