Qin Shihuang
In that world, Qin Shihuang Ying Zheng woke up, and I don’t know how long I had slept. After getting up, I found that the world was very strange, with mountains and waters, but it was very empty, and there was no one nearby.
can only hang out and nothing happens. He neither had to deal with state affairs nor had he ever had to talk about love, nor did he even need to eat, drink, defecate, or sleep. He had no interests and hobbies. He stared at the sky every day, but it was cloudy all day, and he could not see the sun or the stars. He felt really bored.
stroll around like this every day and came to a small river.
A man sat by the river, wearing a torn hat, a torn straw raincoat, and a pair of torn straw sandals. He was sitting on a bluestone fishing. There was also a sign next to the stone, which looked like a tombstone. That position is fishing, but the person seems to be asleep. Huh, the snoring scared the fish away.
Ying Zheng quietly walked over and saw the words above clearly: Zhuang Zhou is fishing, the person who disturbed me is a bad guy.
got closer, one foot away from Zhuang Zhou's face, staring at him. This is Zhuang Zhou! There are piles of eyes, nostrils are so big, and they are facing the sky. Ying Zheng wanted to laugh, huh, Zhuang Zhou was still snoring. Walking around Zhuang Zhou's back, Ying Zheng blinded Zhuang Zhou's eyes. He used to play like this with the princesses, but unfortunately the historians did not record it and said it was indecent.
Zhuang Zhou woke up, "Spray it, whose hands are so smelly, how long hasn't been washed!" Zhuang Zhou was very angry when he pried away Ying Zheng's fingers hard.
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Ying Zheng turned cold and said, "Bold Zhuang Zhou, how dare you talk to me like this?"
"What's wrong with me, who are you!" Zhuang Zhou lowered his voice and stared at the water surface, as if a fish had taken the bait.
"I am Qin Shihuang, I am Ying Zheng!" It feels so uncomfortable to be despised or even ignored.
"Oh, you are Ying Zheng! Why don't you? You are like me, you have been dead for more than two thousand years." Zhuang Zhou looked at Ying Zheng as if he was looking at a fool.
"I am the first emperor in China. I unified the six kingdoms!"
"Are you dead yet? I only lived 49, I lived 83."
"Where I went, I was destroyed and destroyed!"
"Are you dead yet? I only lived 49, I lived 83."
"I have rare treasures in the world, I have tasted the delicacies all over the world! You have only eaten a few smelly fish!"
"I have only eaten a few smelly fish!" 2
"Are you dead yet? You only lived 49, I lived 83."
"I am the only one in the world, holding the right to kill and kill! You dare to talk to me like this!"
"Are you dead yet? None of the 34 children died well. My descendants live very well, and now they are distributed in 29 villages in 3 provinces, 7 counties and 29 villages."
"I......"
"What am I? You are still dead yet , What else do you have? Only one mouth is left! "
" Actually, I want to say that after I caught a few fish, can we share the barbecue? "
" Barbecue, what are you thinking? I am just fishing. You and I have been dead for more than two thousand years, can you still eat? "
Ying Zheng wants to say something, but Zhuang Zhou put away the fishing rod and left, the fish basket swayed behind him, and sang a song: "I don't want to shine when I come to the world for a while, but who knows the world People look like a few taels of silver. I came to the world to experience all the vicissitudes of wind and rain. I accidentally broke the sunset but was persuaded to return to heaven......"
Ying Zheng stared at Zhuang Zhou's back as he was gone, holding a pair of torn straw sandals in his hand, and said hatefully: "I forgot to wear a pair of torn straw sandals. I will feel good when the stones hurt your feet! But this song is really good..."
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