Jin Jinggong was also a very powerful monarch during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States period.
The Spring and Autumn Period of the Heroes Jin Kingdom Jin Jinggong was also a very capable and talented person, but he was in danger of death and drowned in the toilet. The power of death was interpreted into a comedy, and his death method was extremely bizarre. The laughingstock of the ages.
The death of Jin Jinggong is written in great detail and wonderfully in Zuo Zhuan.
said that Jinggong had a nightmare when he was ill, and when he woke up, he asked a wizard to come and interpret the dream.
The wizard made such a divination, oh no, I'm afraid you won't be able to eat this year's new wheat .
Jin Jinggong was unwilling to die like this. I heard that there was a famous doctor in the state of Qin. He quickly sent someone to invite him. The famous doctor hadn't arrived yet. Jin Jinggong had another dream, dreaming about two villains. Son.
What are these two villains doing? What about discussing his body?
were chatting inside his body. One said, I heard that a famous doctor from Qin State is coming. What should we do? Another villain said, "Why are you panicking? We are hiding above him, under his anointing. In this place, no one can take advantage of us. What kind of place is this?"
According to scholars' research, the fat at the apex of the heart is the paste, the heart is in the chest, and the diaphragm is the gap between . In short, it is a very deep place in the body.
Jin Jinggong thought this dream was too ridiculous and didn't take it seriously at all. Unexpectedly, after the famous doctor from Qin came to diagnose, he said, there is no way, I can't cure this disease, the disease has already reached its peak. The medicine is not effective at all under the ointment. Please forgive me for my inability to do anything.
Jin Jinggong then remembered the dream before, hey, he accepted his fate.
Then, as soon as he shook hands and cupped his fists, he said with great admiration, "You are indeed a famous doctor. If you can't cure it, then you can't. It's all fate."
This is the origin of the idiom terminally ill.
Jin Jinggong knew that he was definitely going to die, but he was still struggling with one thing. What was he struggling with? It was the wizard who said he couldn't eat this year's new wheat.
In June of this year, the first crop of new wheat had been harvested. Jin Jinggong was anxious to eat it. Why was he anxious? I wanted to eat it to prove that I would not admit defeat. Time brought new wheat and made it into wheat soup. Before eating it, he found the wizard and pointed at the wheat soup. Hey, did you see that? Didn’t you say that I can’t eat this year’s new wheat? ?
What do you have to say now? If you curse me to death, it's better for you to die first. After
finished speaking, he ordered the wizard to click.
After killing the wizard, Jin Jinggong was in a good mood and was about to eat wheat soup. Oops, I suddenly felt uncomfortable in my stomach and quickly went to the toilet.
You didn’t expect that you haven’t squatted down yet. Maybe it was because he had been ill for too long and his body was weak. His steps were sloppy and slippery, and he fell into the manure pit.
Jin Jinggong couldn't stand up, so he drowned alive in the excrement pit.
Look, sometimes this thing is quite evil, and the wizard’s prediction is still very accurate. As expected, Jin Jinggong did not eat the new wheat that year, and the magical things are not over yet.
According to Zuo Zhuan, a young eunuch discovered that Jin Jinggong had fallen into a manure pit, so he jumped in and fished him out regardless of his own safety.
But Jin Jinggong is already hopeless.
What’s even more amazing is that the little eunuch told people before the accident that he had a strange dream. What was he dreaming about?
dreamed that he ascended to heaven carrying Jin Jinggong on his back.
Although the little eunuch didn't save Jin Jinggong, after all, he has made a great contribution, so he should get a big reward, right? That's right, there is a big reward. What is the reward for him?
I reward him for being buried in Jin Jinggong's body, and you can ascend to heaven together.
Hehe, even if you think the screenwriter would not dare to make this up like this.
Monarchs in Chinese history died in various ways. Jin Jinggong may not be the worst, but he is definitely the weirdest, dying in a cesspool.
Because it was so funny, everyone had forgotten that he was considered a hero of the generation, but they only remembered his death. It was really unfortunate for Jin Jinggong.
After the death of Jin Jinggong, the history of Jin State fully entered the Jin Ligong era.
