1. Hilarious classic train funny jokes, Train special couplet: first couplet: beer, drink, mineral water; second couplet: peanut, melon seeds, eight treasure porridge; horizontal draft: give it, give it! ! Metal Detector is not just used for security checks, but someone uses it to pick up garbage. Is insomnia the pursuit of the day or the unrestrained night?
2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more jokes. Every barber and massage technician is a household registration investigator, life tutor, philosopher, emotional tutor and marriage agency center. I went to get a haircut with my buddy, and the one who cut my hair was a girl. She said, "Do you have a girlfriend?" When my buddy heard this, she suddenly said excitedly, "No!" The girl: "I am an intern. I originally wanted to change you to Tony teacher . Since you don't have a girlfriend, let me practice it!"
3. Embarrassing love funny joke . Love is like saving a sum of money in the bank, and being able to appreciate the other party's strengths, just like supplementing income: tolerating the other party's weaknesses, this is to restrain expenditure. It is a strange adventure for the princess to meet a scholar, it is a strange love for the wife to fall in love with the poet, it is a strange fate for the fairy to fall in love with the Cowherd, and it is a strange fate for the flowers to put manure in them.
4. A guy has been very depressed recently because he rented a storefront to open a barber shop. If the business is good, he would hire an apprentice. As a result, the apprentice fell in love with the landlord’s daughter. A few days ago, the apprentice said to the guy: I won’t rent it to you if the house expires. We have to open a barber shop ourselves.
5. I went for a walk and was robbed. The gangster held a knife and said to me: Do you dare to move and try it? I was unhappy at that time. Just forget about robbing me, why would I still touch me? My little cousin felt dizzy when he learned that the earth was turning. All kinds of explanations and guidance were useless until his father beat him up!
6. While washing his hair in the barber shop, a big sister and her son were doing hair. The boss said: Why don’t you come here next time? Your son was dozing off when he waited. Auntie: No, I am here to exercise my son’s patience to wait for his wife in the future!
7. The political teacher was saying that day, "Don't show off your wealth, don't pay attention to the brand!" Xiao Ming suddenly stood up and said to the teacher, "I think you are wrong!" The whole class became quiet in an instant. Xiao Ming said to the teacher, "You taught us not to show off your wealth, why do you draw Nike on other people's roll paper , but write 1 1 on my roll paper? Do you dare to say that you are not discriminating against me?"
8. The signature of the beautiful MM: The road is a long way to know the horsepower, and change new people over time. The beauty rolled up the bead curtain, and the people were destroyed. The sound of monkeys on both sides of the straits could not stop crying, and the sound of frogs was shocked. Chinese teacher said: Qu Yuan is jumping into the river and committing suicide!
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