Good picture is taken by yourself, the original picture has surprises [Blank eyes]
Never fight with the wind, even if you have high martial arts skills and the wind does not hurt you, you will catch a cold if you have a cold.
Pikachu After standing up, he became a pickup soldier.
Xu Xian bought a hat for White Snake, but after White Snake brought it with her, she couldn't move it. It turned out that it was a snake-pressing hat.
A hunter shot a fox , and the hunter died. The fox said hahaha, I am a reflex fox.
Sun Wukong turned into a fish seventy-two, and he forgot the original spell after seven seconds.
Once upon a time, there was an polar bear who bought a pair of sunglasses. After wearing sunglasses, he pondered for a while and said: Suddenly I really want to eat bamboo .
Xiao Ming said to his father, "Dad, I'm so cold."
Dad said with heartache: "Then go to the corner of the wall to squat!"
Xiao Ming: "Why?"
Dad said: "Because the corner of the wall is 90 degrees."
One day, a white balloon encountered a black balloon, and when he met, the white balloon hit the black balloon without saying a word. The black balloon was very angry, so it made a decision: confess the balloon!
Acute gastroenteritis was sent to the hospital, and I was in great pain. My dad came to see me and said anxiously, "Why can't I even connect to this hospital with a WIFI!"
"Do you know the difference between investment and speculation?"
"What's the difference?"
"One is Mandarin and the other is Cantonese ."
Once I went to get the courier, and the courier asked me, "Are you a little black dog?" I said, "Yes! I am Xiao Mo."
This diving athlete has a very difficult movement coefficient. He first turned around and rolled for a week, then front somersault for a week and a half, and then back somersault for a month.
Just now, a couple quarreled on the street. The woman said, "Enough! Who wants your care?" At this time, a grocery vendor next to her heard from the speaker: " cockroach medicine , ant medicine, bed bug medicine, rat poison..."
My cousin was pregnant and asked about my sister's experience. My sister told her: "You post your idol's poster at home and watch it every day! The child will grow up to please you!" After a while, everyone went to see her cousin and found that all she posted at her house were Guo Degang and Yu Qian .
When I was in class, I was playing with my phone with relish, and suddenly the classmate sitting by the window shouted: Principal is here. I hid my phone quickly and cleared my throat and said: Students, today we will talk about Chapter 3.
Luban is a famous inventor in the Spring and Autumn Period. It is said that he built a trojan carriage for his mother. His mother sat upright in the carriage and was driven by a wooden man, and she never returned. His father gave her a thumbs up and praised her: What a sensible and good child!
One day, a friend asked me, do you know why the alchemy in heaven is called Taishang Laojun ? Me: Is this a elixir so bad? It's so troublesome
Nie Xiaoqian: "Why do you look nervous every day?" Ning Caichen : "Because I have a ghost in my heart."
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