1. Some boys don’t even know the personality and character of a girl. Just looking at a photo, they say they like it. This is not called liking it, but it is called buying groceries.
2. It was cold, so in order to drink more hot water by myself, I bought a thermos of good quality. It passed in the morning and I burned my mouth 8 times and hadn't even got a sip of water. . .
3. When I was a child, my father told me that I picked it up next to the garbage dumpster. Since then, whenever I’m unhappy and sad, I’ll sit next to the trash can because there’s the smell of home there.
4. Polar Bear: Why don’t you come to play with me? Penguin: I'm too southern.
5. It is suitable for sleeping at home on rainy days, and it is suitable for walking on sunny days. After a long period of time, there is not a day suitable for work.
6. The income last month is OK. I eat whatever I eat. The income last month is relatively poor. I eat what the dog eats. I have a great month. I am ready to eat dogs.
7. I usually rely on threats to do things that a good-looking girl can do with a spoiled act.
8. It’s winter, I open the wardrobe and look, it’s time for me to go shopping. When I opened my wallet, I saw that I was still young and not cold.
9. If your partner says "Let's break up", teach you a trick without losing face: reply "You want to break up too?"
10. The son is six years old. When I picked him up from school, the teacher said, "Your son was fighting with a child at school. I asked his father how much the phone number was. Your son said he didn't have to call me dad, I could call him by myself."
11. Sometimes I think that the entanglement of marrying money or marrying love is just like the discussion about going to Tsinghua University or going to Peking University when I was a child.
12. "What does it feel like to confess your love successfully?" "He finally blinded, he finally blinded, he finally blinded..."
13. What is love? The two of them were ugly like monkeys, and they were worried that they would be snatched away, so they hugged each other.
14. A thin man can never feel the sadness of a fat man standing on a scale, and a fat man can never feel the helplessness of a thin man when he eats a buffet.
15. The two people who trust the most in the world are high school teachers and junior high school teachers. Junior high school teachers: "This knowledge point is what the high school teacher will talk about when it comes to high school," high school teachers: "You junior high school teachers should have already talked about this knowledge point."
16. My ex-boyfriend is going to get married. I called me to ask if I would go. I decisively replied to him three words: Go next time.
17. As a single nobleman, whenever someone else has married people ask me, "Why don't you get married?" I will reply uniformly: "I don't want to live like you."
18. I remember when I was in junior high school, my class teacher called me a messenger, and then everyone in the class was laughing. I don't understand what those shits were laughing at. I was still a stick at least.
19. Someone asked me why I was a top student. I said, before, a senior told me, "Child, we have no other way out except to study."
20. I just went downstairs to pick up the takeaway, but I met a friend, so I had to pretend that I didn’t see it. After all, they are all people with circles of friends. These days he is in France, and I am in the United States.
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