Once in the exam, I sat in a daze. The invigilator looked at my test paper and nodded slightly, then quietly gestured to me, first comparing one and then comparing three. The first question I understood was C, and he helped me solve all the questions. So I was particularly impressed by him because I was very curious about why I did all the questions wrong as a teacher.
Today I asked my husband to take me to the mall for shopping. When I arrived at the entrance of the mall, my husband pulled a shopping cart and said to me, "Wife, shopping in the mall is a very tiring thing. You sit on it, I will push you." Then I said, "Husband, you are actually joking. How old is I? Why are you embarrassed to sit in the shopping cart?" Then my husband said, "What are you afraid of? You are small and delicate and have a baby face. Others think you are my daughter. It's okay, come up quickly!" Then I sat on it. My husband ran all the way. In just 10 or 20 minutes, we finished shopping in the entire mall and finally bought nothing...
my sister-in-law studied nursing major in college. After graduation, she went to a hospital to work as a nurse. Yesterday I went to give some fruit to my sister-in-law and brought a bouquet of roses! Unexpectedly, my sister-in-law was giving the company boss an infusion and hit her right away. The boss's wife said, "Why are you here?" I was embarrassed: "I...I'm not here, fruit..." The boss's wife said, "You are finally willing to give me roses. Do you know that I have always admired you very much. Can you confess your love only when I am sick?" My sister-in-law: "Haha, brother-in-law
My sister-in-law was about to give birth, and the contractions were so painful. My wife whispered in her ear: Sister, relax! I had a severe pain before, so I scolded your brother-in-law bastard, hate that your brother-in-law is much more comfortable when he was killed. My sister-in-law opened her throat and came: Brother-in-law! Your bastard, sister...husband!...you are killed by a thousand-die, ah... brother-in-law, your king...baby... eggs! Fortunately, I was not here, and my sister-in-law, her husband, her parents-in-law, nurse, and other mothers in the ward were stunned!
My boyfriend and I often joked together. This morning, my boyfriend took him to breakfast. He said to me affectionately: "When your hair reaches your waist, will I marry you? "He just said, "Don't worry, I'll cut my hair in time and I'll never tie my waist, so you can't get married! "Who knew he would immediately say, "Don't worry, if your hair does not exceed your waist, I can fold your waist down." On your neck, it depends on whether you are married or not! "
An old man went to the bank to withdraw money, walked directly to the window, the security guard came over and said, "Uncle, press the number. "Uncle: "What? ” Security guard: “Press number. "The old man thought to himself that he is worthy of being a big bank, and he still needs a secret code to withdraw money, so he whispered to the security guard: "The king of heaven is over the earth." "The security guard helplessly helped the old man to press a line ticket. The old man thought to himself: I was scared to death, but I was fooled by me.
do you Zongzi Festival send zongzi? If you post, compared with us, you may be weak. Our official has released a detailed tutorial to guide employees how to make zongzi at home. Guidelines for fishing are very powerful no matter how you look at
Hotel waiter Xiao Zhang is a very clever young man. One day, he accidentally pushed the door into a room and happened to see a female tenant taking a shower. To avoid embarrassment, he had a sudden idea and said, "I'm sorry, sir, I walked into the wrong room. "How could the female tenant shouted unyieldingly: "Are you blind? If you take a closer look, there is no gentleman in my room. Do you want to ruin my reputation? "
Xiao Li returned home and said to his mother: Mom, Xiao Hu's family must be very poor. Xiao Li's mother asked: Why do you say that? Xiao Li said: Yesterday he swallowed a five-cent coin, and his family was in a hurry!
My deskmate's girlfriend is very beautiful, with many suitors, and her deskmate is very troubled. One day, his girlfriend said that she was pursued by a top student in medical school again. The classmate knew that the visitor was not good and tentatively said: "How do you react? "The girlfriend replied, "I rejected him without thinking."The classmate was deeply relieved and asked again: "How did he ask you for an appointment? "The girlfriend replied: "He asked me if I wanted to see the dead body. ”
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