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Anxiety of modern young people:
Do not want to go to work, but don’t want to have no money
Do not want to eat, but don’t want to be hungry
Do not want to be bored, but don’t want to do anything
02.Do not want to be bored, but there is nothing to do. l2 The word you said many years ago took care of has made me not lose weight yet
03.
was forced to work over night. The female boss took my ID card and said, "Ah, we are the same age!"
I said, "No, thank you for your kindness, I'd better go home and sleep!"
My wife is still waiting for me at home!
04.
A boy had a crush on girls. During the self-study class, the boy secretly sent a note to the girl.
said "Actually, I have been paying attention to you for a long time"
After a while, another note came from the girl and the boy opened it with anticipation.
says: "Please don't tell the teacher, I promise not to eat melon seeds again in class."
The boy looked helpless...
05.
confessed to a goddess today, and she actually agreed and was very excited.
"Is this the reason why you pushed her downstairs?"
is she said she wanted to wait for me for the next life, Isn't I trying to marry her soon?
06.
My son did something wrong and cried for an hour after being scolded by me, but I ignored him.
When he stopped crying, I asked him, "Why don't you cry?"
's son replied, "It's not that I don't cry, I want to take a break."
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Boss, how can you have hair in this dish?
won't! Is
mine? My own hair is red.
No, look at it, I am bald by ! How can I have hair?
08.
Have seen so many doctors and taken so many medicines, but still resigned, which is more effective for health.
09.
I was walking on the street with my wife, and I was holding a crumpled leaflet in my hand.
After walking for a while, I finally saw a trash can. I quickly ran over and wanted to throw it away.
Unexpectedly, my wife grabbed me from behind and said, "Husband, that one must not be eaten, don't pick it up!"
I was stunned. found that there was half a watermelon on the lid of the trash can.
10.
best friend took me to see my teeth. After I went there, the doctor said I wanted to take anesthesia, so my best friend was going to take off her pants.
Doctor: "What are you doing?"
Best friend: "Don't you spank even if you get injections?"
Doctor said slowly: "Don't you feel spanking, is it a little far from your teeth?"
11.
A girl asked me to help her send a courier, gave me an empty carton, and asked me to pack it.
I asked her curiously, "Who is this sent to?"
She said, "I like a boy for a long time."
I was stunned for a moment and said, "But, there is nothing inside?"
She said, "Some things are only visible to me."
When I heard this, I became even more confused and asked her mysteriously what it was?
She said: "Wishful thought! "
12.
Two buddies in middle school cheated in order to take the exam and learned Moss' passwords, and finally made some achievements.
Finally, they waited until the day of the exam. They tapped the desktop with their hands in the examination room and communicated with each other.
communicated as follows: Will the first question be?
l2 doesn't know, do you? I don't know, can I get the second question?
I don't know...
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3 went to the restaurant for dinner yesterday. A girl came in halfway. She walked to the front desk and asked the boss and said, "Can you deliver food? "The boss of
replied: "Aren't you already coming to the store? Just eat here directly. ”
At this time, the girl handed over a note and said, “This is the address of my friend’s house. I really can’t find her house. If you can deliver food, you can also send me there! ”
14.
Last night, I dreamed that my girlfriend cheated, and I cried very sadly.
woke up and found that he had no girlfriend at all, so he cried even more sadly.
15.
Once, the office suddenly had a power outage, and many colleagues were complaining that they didn’t have time to save the progress of their work.
is fine, I have the foresight, and doesn't work at all!
16.
recently worked very hard, and I have to work overtime for one or two hours free of charge, which is too annoying and it's tiring to think about it.
Alas, in order to solve this problem, seems that I can only learn and manage my emotions.
17.html l5
I have to work harder. The wedding date is set at the end of the year, remember to come and have a meal.
Who are you engaged? Are you in love?
The days are set, people are not set yet, it is time to force yourself!
18.
praises a person's delicious cooking: Wow, the food you cook is the same as the restaurant.
praises one person's delicious food: Wow, the food you cook is the same as the restaurant.
praises one person A restaurant tastes delicious: Wow, the food you make is the same as the home tastes.
desserts are delicious, the highest review is not sweet.
desserts are not delicious.
desserts are not delicious.
praises a picture: it is really good, just like a photo.
praises a picture: it is really good, just like a picture.
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