1. Hilarious aunt is funny and joked, I found that an aunt bargained very well. I followed her for three consecutive days and really saved some money. This morning, I met the aunt again. I smiled at her. The aunt waved to me with a strange expression and led me to the outside of the market. There were few people. She said to me earnestly: "Young man, I am always a good person to be your mother at my age..."
2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more jokes. When I was a child, I played house, and the girl from the neighbor pretended to be my wife. Now I still remember that she told me affectionately that I will cook for you every day in the future! Later we all grew up and she fulfilled her promise, thanks to her and her husband's bun shop. If you don’t reveal your shortcomings, what’s the point of swearing? Isn’t it a waste of hitting someone or not? Wealth cannot be lustful, so why should I fight?
3. The embarrassing girlfriend made a joke and finally slept on the same bed with her girlfriend, embracing each other and talking endless love words. Seeing that it was late at night, the girl said to me, "Don't just talk to me...ah!" I understood what she meant, got up and turned off the light, hugged her and said, "Okay, there is no light, let's continue talking."
4. If you are flowers, I would like to be the cow dung; if you are cow dung, I would like to be the fly. If you are a fly, I would like to be the egg with a stitch. If you are that egg, I would like to be that tea. Instant noodles are cheapest at most ￥3.5; when you come to your sister with ￥3.5, she will tell you - you should go and make instant noodles!
5. Goddess: Why do you always play online games instead of women? Dasi: You women can play online games for thousands of minutes for dozens of dollars, can you women? Goddess: If you can play me for thousands of minutes, I will pay you dozens of dollars...
6. I went shopping with my friends and saw a lot of people standing in front of a milk tea shop. In order to try it out, we also lined up to buy two cups. We stooped and drank. When the cup was about to be eaten, my friend suddenly said, "This dumpling soup is too bad!" It's snowing. . . Ordinary young man: "Ah, it's snowing, it's so white!" Literary young man: "Snow is as clean as jade, purifying the soul and soul!" 2~B~Young man: "C~o~, God's poop is white!"
7. Sneeze all day. I always thought that there was a woman who missed me again. I was quite happy. I found out that I had a cold at night. I have never objected to beating a child. I just have to tell the child why he hit him and what he did wrong before hitting, so that it will be effective. Otherwise, it will be useless to beat him. For example, before hitting, I will tell the child clearly: "I tell you! I am in a bad mood today!"
8." In order to educate the child well, whenever the father comes to the newspaper at home, the father cuts off the content that he thinks is unfavorable to the child with scissors, and then allows the child to read it. The child's test papers are sent and the parents need to sign it. When the father sees the test papers, he asks the child what is going on? The child answers: "I have reduced the bad ones, for fear that you will have negative emotions. . . "
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