1. Others have sweet love, but I only have a bald head. 2. Being trapped by love is not the style of Ultraman Ben. 3. If you are not old, you want to have a minimum living allowance, but it is difficult to deal with it at a young age! 4. You have your poems and distance, and I ha

1. Others have sweet love, but I only have a bald head.

2. Being trapped by love is not the style of Ultraman.

3. People are not old and want to have a minimum living allowance, but it is difficult to deal with it at a young age!

4. You have your poems and distance, and I have my laziness and arrogance.

5. All handsome guys like beauties. If you don’t like me, then you are not handsome guys.

6. I really want to keep my sense of mystery, but my mouth just can't close.

7. I haven't held hands for too long, and even holding a pickled pepper chicken feet is trembling.

8. The meat can be reduced after it grows, but you can never eat it again when the snacks expire.

9. I have always believed that I would lose weight, but now I am just playing with fat, but what I didn’t expect was that I was having fun while I was playing.

10. Every time I take a bath, I feel like I’m washing vegetables for mosquitoes.

11. I have been on the road to success, but he has been working on it.

12. I heard that irregular resting is very harmful to my body, which scared me so much that I stayed up late every day and stayed up very regularly.

13. You asked if there is no return date, braised eggplant with fried chicken.

14. Today you ignore me, and I will continue to look for you tomorrow.

15. If one day the whole world doesn’t want you anymore, come to me and I know a few fans.

16, Conan has always been spoiled by Xiaolan . He is really a master of "simple".

17. I am a cold person, and I hope that those who know me will not expose me.

18. Life is not just about the misery in front of you, but also about your ex’s wedding invitation.

19. I am not familiar with you, but you can use the money to get close to me.

20. I simply want 100 million yuan. Is this called pure and desire?

21. Don’t think I’m very poor, I spend money one by one.

22. The biggest difference between me and salted fish is that salted fish is super salty, and I am super sweet.

23. Success comes from acquired efforts, so let’s take a break today and tomorrow.

24. It’s normal not to reply to messages. Have you seen anyone who is not busy picking up garbage?

25. On days without dynamics, I was not busy but the photos I took were too ugly.

26. Those obstacles that cannot be overcome are all because of your short legs.

27. Time flies too fast, all my peers are going to have a second child, and I am still working as a spare tire.

28. My mother often says that I picked it up from the garbage dump, so I love to eat junk food because it has the smell of home.

29. As a typical failure, you always succeed.

30. Once you get on the pirate ship of life, you have to be a happy pirate!