1, At night, I heard a couple’s conversation.
Female: "Husband, I find that I am getting whiter and whiter."
Male: "The bigger the balloon, the lighter the color."
2, My wife had an affair with her leader. In order to revenge, I secretly asked his wife for more money, but the boss's wife said: We are already divorced! Nearly a year ago, a year ago, my wife just joined the company, and it turned out that they had been happy for so long!
3, A widow wants to enlarge a photo of his deceased husband. She walked into the photo studio and said to the boss: I want to enlarge this photo, but when you enlarge it, I hope you can remove the annoying hat he has brought. OK, ma'am. The owner of the photo studio said, but please tell me which side is his hair tied to? I don't remember this very much, the widow replied, but you can't tell it when you take off his hat anyway.
4. My boyfriend is about to celebrate his birthday recently, and I don’t know what gift to him. My best friend thought about it: the most beautiful woman in a man’s favorite is nothing more than a beautiful woman in a car. He has a beautiful woman. How about giving him a car? I think this suggestion is very reliable. On my birthday, I told him: Dear, happy birthday to give you a car! He was indeed extremely excited: Is it true? Where, what car, what? I said shyly and shyly: It's here, but it needs to be pushed.
5. My nephew was naughty and broke one of his arms. He was cast into plaster. He was still very naughty. Yesterday, he climbed over the wall and his other arm was dislocated on the ground, and all of his arms were hung up. In the evening, my cousin's family came to my house for dinner. My father said the first thing he said was: Come whenever he came, and bring a crab...
6. "Secretary Zhang, give me a glass of ice water." "President, you want ice water."... "Secretary Zhang, give me another glass of ice water." After get off work, "President, don't you get off work?" The president: "Go and close the door." His voice was a little gloomy. After closing the door, he suddenly pressed her on the table and said, "Do you know how many glasses of ice water I drank today because of you?"
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