Don’t expose some things
When I was a child, I watched TV. I didn’t understand why people on TV didn’t go to school or work, they always eat and play, and they never go to the bathroom.
Today I went to the dentist and the doctor asked me why my teeth were so worn. I said that because my life was achieved by gritting my teeth and persevering.
tells you a life skill: wearing new shoes, brushing cars, washing hair, and holidays can summon heavy rain.
After 9 pm, don’t talk to girls on video calls because their faces have been restored to factory settings.
I am really embarrassed to tell you if my salary is less than tens of thousands. Take me for example, my monthly salary is 2,000.
Hartfield's research shows that the longer people are in contact, the more likely they are to develop friendship or love. For example, a man wrote 700 letters to his girlfriend, and finally... his girlfriend married a postman.
latest scientific research discovery: high-sugar high-fat diet can significantly improve people's memory. People generally think of their plans to lose weight after eating high-sugar and high-fat foods such as milk tea, cakes, fried chicken.
"Hurry-in-law" behavior is somewhat offensive, while "Hurry-in-law Zhuge Liang " looks much cute. Those who were originally going to lose weight would always regret it after eating big fish and meat, and asked themselves: "You will gain three pounds after eating. Why do I still want to eat it?!" No one can escape the torture of the soul below
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key matching master: Do you match?
Canteen Auntie: Are you begging for food?
Fortune Teller : What are you?
courier: What are you?
Garbage sorting inspector: What kind of garbage are you?
Online ride-hailing driver: Do you know your positioning?
Barber: Do you think this is OK when you look in the mirror?
Community Security Guard: Who are you, where did you come from, and where are you going?
tells you not to buy a car, all the people who already own a car, and tells you that people who just rent a house at a young age all have a house, and those who advise you not to get married are already married. All of this can illustrate a phenomenon: you are a person who has no car, no house, no partner.
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