1. Hilarious classic college jokes, When I just graduated from university, I immediately refuted the uselessness of studying. Since I got married and had children, when I saw that reading is useless, I began to like and support it. It was not because I had experienced more and understood some things, but now the competition in society is too fierce. If one person believes that reading is useless, my child will be less pressure in the future!
2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more jokes. My best friend gets married and let me be a bridesmaid. After the groom came to pick up her best friend, the convoy was walking halfway through. Her best friend suddenly shouted to stop the car. She had eaten too much in the morning and had stomachache and had to bowel movements. There was no choice but to park on the side of the road. The bride ran away in the grass on the side of the road. I don’t know who called the bride and ran away. As a result, more than a dozen relatives and friends in the car got out of the car and ran to see the bride...
3. Funny movie embarrassing jokes . One day, after watching the movie Left ear , he asked: You said that the youth of literary youth is called Left ear, what is our youth? I was about to answer; I heard the upper bunk say quietly: Of course it is the right hand! Otherwise?
4. The salary I just paid yesterday was 3,000 yuan. Keep rewards the anchor with 2,500 yuan, and keep 100 yuan to charge the phone bill. Keep 50 yuan to buy a tissue. Leave another 350 yuan as the food expenses this month. When I rewarded the anchor and listened to the beautiful anchor saying thank you and liked you so much, I smiled happily and took a sip of the sauerkraut instant soup from last night.
5. Just said to a colleague, "You stick out your tongue and can't breathe quickly." Then he tried it, as if he understood something, and he stopped talking, and chased me for ten minutes. A roommate in our dormitory bought a drill for no reason one day. We were puzzled collectively. Unexpectedly, he took off the diamond on the tip of the drill bit, and put it on a silver ring, and successfully made a diamond ring. He used this diamond ring to soak the junior girl, worship!
6. Walking in the park, passing by a mother and son. When my son was playing remote control racing, he kept saying that he wanted his mother to help him look at the box of racing . Mom said, "Oh, don't worry, no one stole this thing of you." As soon as she finished speaking, I picked up the box and ran away, giving this mother a vivid lesson.
7. There is a radical who often harms Christians. After he killed several Christians on the street that day, he grabbed another man and asked, "Are you a Christian?" The man said, "Luckily I am not. Amen..." "Huh?!" "...Ah... Ah, a vine tree, , a young and a young green drop has just sprouted, and the melon cow is carrying that heavy shell..."
8. There is a petite and delicate female colleague with a sweet mouth, and her brother and sister kept calling, very cute. Everyone likes to tease her, and she loves her like her own girl. The male colleagues who pursue her are also very competitive. Various means and various gift offensives. We have all started to bet who will finally be able to hold the beauty. Yesterday at the company dinner, she brought her daughter who was already in kindergarten.
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