Source: IAMZTR It’s not a big deal to watch jokes
1. Good-looking or not
When Zhang was looking at an online store, he saw a female model’s skirt looking very good. He imagined his girlfriend’s appearance after wearing it, and was intoxicated. So he sent the screenshot of the model to his girlfriend and asked her, "Do you think it looks good?"
didn't expect his girlfriend to reply, "Okay, you are very brave, you dare to ask me if other girls are good-looking!"
2. The wall cracked and knocked down
A real estate salesman has been recommending a certain property to a customer on the Internet. He said on the chat software: "This house is located in the development zone, and the house price is low. The scenery is good, the area is large, the lighting is enough, and the wall is cracked! "
customer was very disgusted, so he replied: "The wall is cracked, and I still recommend it, bad reviews! Remember, it should be the wall cracked down!"
3. The long-legged girlfriend
1 was riding an mini electric bicycle, carrying her girlfriend to play. When she encountered a traffic light on the way, she came over to him to push the sales building information. He chatted with this person while waiting for the red light. However, he soon became impatient and rode away as soon as the green light lit up.
After a while, his girlfriend ran to him panting and punched him a few times in the chest. "Why did you leave without a sound and leave me there?" The man
was puzzled, "When did you get off the car? Why don't I know?"
"Go to you, I didn't get off the car, my legs were curled up, I stood for a while, and when I turned around, you were gone!"
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