1. Hilarious classic blind date funny joke . What I encountered last night was really strange. First, the girl who had an appointment for a blind date did not come, and then a woman I didn’t know walked into the restaurant and looked at me and then left. It was so inexplicable. "Why can't my avatar be seen for a while??" "Because you are blinking."
2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more jokes. Only by walking knows the distance is long, and only by love can you understand knee pain. . . Wu Qilong 18 when he was Liu Shishi was only 1 year old! This tells us: caring for infants and young children means caring for yourself! Someone asked me why a man likes to touch his breasts when kissing you. I tell you that kissing is just an excuse, and his real purpose is to touch his breasts.
3. An embarrassing girlfriend is funny and joked. Today I went to her house for the first time with my girlfriend. My aunt is so enthusiastic! I made braised meatballs , couscous, dry stir-fried meatballs, and meatball soup. My uncle is also very interesting, but he is a little childish, and he keeps sharing pears for me and my girlfriend. I kept rolling the cooked eggs for breakfast to my side.
4. I met a friend today and said to him politely, "I invite you to dinner another day!" As soon as he finished speaking, he took out his cell phone and said, "Which day? I'll note it." He fell asleep on the bus, opened his eyes and saw the driver walking down. I hurried up and asked where the driver was? The driver looked at me with surprise and said: It’s all in the garage, why are you still in the car? !
5. I went to a restaurant with a brother. I just sat down after entering the hotel. Brother: What is the boss’s lungs? Boss: Hello, we don’t sell frog lungs. Brother: I mean frog lung~ Boss: Sorry, we don’t have frog lungs, do you think fried frog is OK? Brother: I mean WiFi for wireless internet access. . . I. . . Boss, I don't know this person anymore.
6. My colleague always kicked the quilt when he was sleeping, and the quilt was basically on the floor. I really don’t know how her husband tolerated her. Until later I found out that his husband also kicked the quilt, and he was even more cruel than her. He was speechless. He was such a perfect match!
7. I read the news in the morning and said that a man dreamed of eating pig's trotters while sleeping, and he drank his hands in blood! This is the highest level of a true foodie, worship! The company bought a spare one. Looking at the picture, I thought it was that big one. After receiving the goods, I found it so small and tiny. What kind of fire can be destroyed? I am afraid it will be extinguished by the fire. The first time I saw a fire extinguisher the size of a bottle of mineral water, I was disappointed. A buyer's review!
8. The rain is getting heavier and heavier, and the girl hides under the eaves and watches the heavy rain helplessly. I looked at the umbrella in my hand, said to myself and walked towards the girl, "Girl, do you want an umbrella?" The girl looked at me gratefully and said, "Thank you." I smiled and shook my head, "Girl, don't thank you, ten yuan per hand."
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