One night, my wife bought a box of canned food from the supermarket and asked me to unscrew it for her to eat. I used my strength to feed my breasts and struggled for a long time, but I didn't unscrew it. My wife said: What do you think you can do? You can’t even unscrew the canned lid. Forget it, I’ll go to Brother Wang’s house next door and ask Brother Wang to help me twist it. It’s all my fault that we didn’t do that, so what else can we say? Lao Wang has the ability, so he can only let Lao Wang twist it. Almost thirty minutes have passed, but my wife has not come back yet. I thought to myself: I have been twisting a can for so long, and it seems that it is really difficult to twist, so I went to Lao Wang’s house to see it with a joke. But the door was locked, so I quietly lay on the door and eavesdropped. I heard my wife shouting inside: Brother Wang, use force! Don't stop! Exercise force! When I heard this, I almost laughed out loud. Sure enough, I didn't expect it. Humph, Lao Wang was so tired that he couldn't even twist it!
Qatar is a small peninsula country close to Saudi Arabia . In 2021, the number of days when PM2.5 exceeded the recommended level is nearly half a year, making it the country with the most severe air pollution in the world. One day, a Qatar man came to the Inner Mongolia grasslands to travel. He got off the plane and took a deep breath. My God, the air is so fresh and the quality is so good! Unexpectedly, the body, who has been in polluted air for a long time, could not bear such a clean environment, and he fainted at that time. The 120 ambulance started to inject oxygen after arriving, but it was useless. The doctor on the scene called the chief physician and the doctor asked: Where did the patient come from? The doctor on the scene said: It seems to be from Qatar. The chief physician explained as soon as he heard this: It should be done like this, and it should be done like this. The doctor on the scene immediately carried out the oxygen tube and pulled it out and immediately connected it to the exhaust pipe of the car. Within a minute, the Qatari tourist woke up. I heard that he had been sucking the smoke from the exhaust pipe and barely walked out of the prairie!
Once I took a train from Wuhan to Xi'an for a trip. There was a girl sitting next to my seat, looking like she was eighteen or nineteen years old, sleeping against the car window. I secretly looked at her: her cherry nose, melon-shaped face, beautiful eyebrows and eyes. When the train arrived at Zheng, the passenger got on the bus and got off the bus. After the train drove away, the girl was still sleeping. It was not until she was about to arrive in Xi'an that the girl woke up. She rubbed her sleepy eyes and asked me: Uncle, where is this? I said I will be in Zhengzhou soon, where have you been? When the girl heard this, she didn't answer me and started crying. It was the pear blossoms that were raining for a while! I asked her what was going on, but she didn't say anything. At this moment, the train conductor Wenxun rushed over and asked, "Hello, I am the train conductor. I have any troubles you have. Tell me, can I help you?" I thought to myself, "The train conductor is still a model of serving the people. The girl next to me wiped her tears and said, "I've been on the stand." The conductor immediately put away his smile: Oh, this is not difficult, come on, let’s get the ticket first. ”