1. A and B went out together, A caught a cold... At night, everyone slept in the same bed, A slept in the middle. In the middle of the night... A sneezes, and A's entire face was covered with A's crystals. Yi and C: I will notify us next time. Half an hour later, A: Pay attention. Yi and C hurriedly got into the quilt when they heard this and confirmed that there was no connection with the outside world... As a result, A fartted.
2. The teacher gave a lecture, and the two students were talking quietly below.
Teacher
said: " Cuba is rich in brown sugar."
A classmate said to others online: "I like to eat brown sugar."
Teacher continued: "Brown sugar is usually eaten by pregnant women."
Teacher continued: "The United States produces corn."
This classmate was excited again and said: "Oh, I like to eat corn the most."
Teacher continued: "The main purpose of corn field is to be used as feed."
3. My cousin just got married a few days ago. She went to buy vegetables this morning and met an aunt in the market. She enthusiastically talked to him. When he spoke, he always felt that the aunt looked familiar. After thinking for a while, he didn't remember who it was, so he asked, "Auntie, why don't I remember who you are?" The aunt was anxious: "You don't know mother-in-law!"
4. A classmate's feet in our dormitory in college were very smelly, and he was so conscientious. One day, we played basketball and the guy's feet twisted. We carried him to the infirmary. The moment the slippers were smelly, it was simply bursting. The school doctor and we ran out of the infirmary directly. Finally, the school doctor wore a three-layer mask and took two electric fans to the maximum gear to blow his feet to treat...
5. I went to a small barber shop to cut my hair. The barber puts a cigarette in my mouth and puts it around me: Do you want the chief designer to cut it for you? It looks better with cut! Me: That's called chief! The barber knocked out the cigarette and went into the inner room and put on a pair of glasses: Hello, I am the chief designer! Me: Isn’t it still you? The barber held up his glasses: his attitude was different!
6. Under the pressure from her mother, she went on a blind date with her high school classmate's son. When I saw each other, I felt a little old and not handsome, so I immediately lit a cigarette: I am not a good person at all, I like to go out with all kinds of men. Don’t tell my mom about our young people, I think you are a friend. At this time, a handsome guy came over from the toilet and was shocked: Dad, is this the one who went on a blind date with me?
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