1. "Sacrifice for love" A: "I heard that the girlfriend you are from is going to sacrifice for love. Is this true?" B: "Yes, she told me that she would rather die than marry me!" 2. "Centipede Traveling" A young man especially likes to play with pets. That day he bought a centipe

1. "Sacrifice for love"

A: "I heard that the girlfriend you are from is going to sacrifice for love. Is this true?"

B: "Yes, she told me that she would rather die than marry me!".

2. "Centipede Travel"

A young man especially likes to play with pets. That day he bought a centipede.

After dinner, he picked up the small box containing the centipede. He shook the box and said to the centipede, "I'll take you out for a walk!" The centipede didn't make a sound, and the young man shook it again and said to the centipede, "I want to take you out for a walk, have you heard it?"

The centipede replied impatiently: "I heard it, as soon as you said it, I heard it. Am I wearing shoes!"

The young man said impatiently, "Oh! You're too slow to wear shoes! It's so slow to be slow!"

The centipede shouted loudly: "You think I'm slow. If you have so many feet, I'll see that you can't wear shoes in an hour. Of course, you will wear shoes faster with only two feet. Are you awesome?"