1. Hilarious college funny classic joke . When I was in college, a guy in the dormitory just finished taking a shower and returned to the dormitory. He walked and said, "Ah! It's so good. Every time I take a shower, I feel like I'm a freshman." I replied casually: "Why don't I feel like this?" He smiled silly: "You can't take it often, just take it every month to experience it." At that time, everyone in the dormitory was stunned.
2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more jokes, "Sold the phone!" I pointed a gun at the beauty's head, and the beauty took out her phone from her bag in fear. I calmly entered my phone number: "Remember to Call me, I hope to be a friend", and then gave her the phone and left.
3. The child is funny and joked. When he took his son to buy something, he met an acquaintance selling cherries. The acquaintance asked the child to grab a handful of cherries. The child hesitated for a moment and did not take action. "Don't you like to eat cherries?" asked the old acquaintance. "I love to eat." So the old acquaintance grabbed a handful of cherries and stuffed them into the child's pocket. On the way home, the mother asked her son, "Why didn't you take it when my uncle asked you to get cherries just now?" "Because his hands are bigger than mine."
4. The air conditioner does not cool down. The young man in financial trouble knelt on the ground and said to the air conditioner, "I have asked you for ammonia~" Yesterday, the corridor cleaner criticized the sanitation area for not cleaning. She replied, "You can't criticize your spouse across industries."
5. By the way, that classmate was in elementary school at that time. On the eve of a final exam. In the evening, he heard his parents discussing what breakfast to make for him tomorrow morning. His mother said, "How about making fried dough sticks and eggs, one fried dough stick and two eggs will be 100%. After a little silence, his father said that he had so many exams and 100 points were not enough. Why don’t you give him instant noodles? Eat that "Unified 100".
6. During the summer vacation, the school overhauled the canteen. On the first day of school, as soon as the students entered the school, they saw a building with the words "Western Restaurant" written on it, and they all exclaimed: "Wow, the school still offers Western food now? It's so high-end!" After walking for a while, they saw another building with the words "East Restaurant".
7. Seeing a girl's back look familiar, like a classmate, she ran over and took a photo of the girl. When the girl turned around, I found that she had recognized the wrong person. She hurriedly apologized and said, "I recognized the wrong person, I think you look familiar." The girl smiled at me and said, "A hooligan looks familiar to everyone."
8. On the bus, a beauty with a low-cut suspender gave up her seat to an old man. "Uncle, sit down." "It's okay, sit down, I'm fine." The old man said while wiping nosebleed , and his unwavering eyes made me respectfully! ! ! Today at the campus job fair, I went to the interview, and the examiner said, "Can you tell me what you have?" "I am a positive and optimistic person." "Can you give an example?" "Of course! When will you start working?"
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