1. "Get your pajamas back home"
My boyfriend went to his girlfriend's house to spend the weekend. In the evening, it suddenly started to rain heavily. The rain was getting worse and worse, and there was no stop at all.
The girlfriend said to her boyfriend: "It's raining too much, and you can't go home, just stay in the living room for one night!"
My girlfriend went to find the bedding, but her boyfriend disappeared at this time. After more than an hour, my boyfriend came back like a cock falling from the ground.
My girlfriend asked, "What are you doing?"
The boyfriend replied: "I'm going home to get my pajamas."
Girlfriend: "If you can go home to get your pajamas, then you will be home! Why do you still have to come back?"
The boyfriend said: "What you said is an order, how dare I not come back!"
2. "Women act coquettish"
Son: "Dad, my girlfriend acts coquettishly with me all day long, which is really annoying!"
Dad: "Women act coquettishly when they are in love, but they don't act coquettishly after marriage!"
Son: "I won't act coquettish after getting married, so I'll endure this period! It'll be fine after getting married!"
Dad: "She won't act spoiled after marriage, but she's going to act wild!"
3. "Dialogue between fashionable elderly people"
Husband: "My wife, we are both 99 years old. Who do you think we are leaving first?"
Wife: "I think I'll leave first! But who cooks for you? I'm worried that you will be hungry!"
Husband: "Then I'll leave first! You can cook by yourself, I'm relieved."
Wife: "You leave first, then I can't get your pension! I'll find another old man and you won't come back to settle the score with me!"
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