1. I remember that it happened five years ago, but I still remember it today and it is still vivid in my mind. Once, a high school classmate gathered and a female classmate told an inspirational story: Half a year ago, my husband was still a small employee of the company. Now, my husband is the boss of this company. The students were stunned, and at the same time they cast strange eyes, saying in unison: "How is this possible? How did he do it?!" At this moment, the female classmate said in a lengthened tone: "I'm changing my husband!" It's strange that after listening to this story, the atmosphere of the party became stronger. The students were talking and thinking carefully, as if they had learned something from it.
2. When I was a child, I was naughty and beaten up countless times by my father. Once I got into trouble again, I guess I would be beaten. He left a note: "I'm leaving, don't look for me." After walking around for a long time, there was nowhere to go. He went home in frustration. His parents were not there, so he hid in the closet and fell asleep unknowingly. When I woke up, I heard my mother crying, "I told you not to beat you, but you don't listen, what should I do now?" My dad sighed, "Okay, look for it first, and I won't beat you again in the future." I felt relieved and hurried out of the closet... That night, my parents took turns to beat you~
3. I went to drink with a few buddies and found that one buddies were very strange. He took a few sips of wine, then took out his wallet, drank it again, and looked at his wallet again. After several times, I couldn't help asking, "Why are you always looking at your wallet, are you afraid that you won't have enough money?" He opened his wallet and said, "This is a photo of my wife. When I drink until she looks gentle and beautiful, I know that I'm drunk, just like the day I met her."
4. My cousin opened a hair salon. One day, I went to the hair salon to see her and found that the "Citizen Civilization Convention" was posted everywhere on the walls. I read it roughly, which was written about caring for the urban environment and abiding by public transportation. I said to my cousin in confusion: "The above content has nothing to do with you, what are you doing with this?" "Why don't it?" My cousin pointed and said: "Look down, the last one says: I'll forgive you if you have any reason!"
5. I asked my sister-in-law if she had the first kiss, but she blushed and said in a low voice: At that time in elementary school, a boy in the class looked very beautiful. The girls in the class liked him. Later, the boy said he would kiss two yuan. Seeing that many girls in the class kissed me, I couldn't help it and spent two yuan.
6. My wife stood in front of the mirror and looked at her left, and then looked at her: I just want to be a public figure and see everyone's admiration...
Husband: Hehe, wife, I think it's more accurate to change the word...
Wife: What? What word to change?
husband: Change admiration to looking up...
wife: Why?
husband: Just like you, you only need to stand by the roof and be a public figure, and many people will look up to you...
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