1. One night that winter, I got angry with my wife and didn’t eat. She sat at the door and played with her mobile phone. My wife came out and looked at it and said: What’s wrong? I won’t eat anymore? I said angrily: I won’t eat anymore, I’ll be full if I drink the northwest wind.

1. One night that winter, I got angry with my wife and didn’t eat. She sat at the door and played with her mobile phone. My wife came out and looked at it and said: What’s wrong? I won’t eat anymore? I said angrily: I won’t eat anymore, I’ll be full if I drink the northwest wind. The wife went back without saying a word. After a while, she heard her talking to her daughter in the room: Baby, it’s cold outside. Give your dad a mask, don’t drink your dad!

2. The study room in winter is very cold. A boy who was studying hard turned to a girl next to him and said, "Junior sister, can you please let me fire some electricity? According to the Joule law , electricity can be converted into heat energy!" The girl slapped her with a slap: "Stird Hooligan!" He covered his face and said in surprise: "High! Kinetic energy is converted into heat energy! So warm!"

3. One day, he took his nephew to the street to meet his ex-girlfriend. After his ex-girlfriend got married, he took her husband and wanted to humiliate me. She then said: "Are you married?" ''I really wonder how to answer her. Suddenly, my nephew said: 'Dad, let's go eat ice cream. ''Then he said to my ex-girlfriend: 'Mom, why haven't you come to see me for so long? ''Then my ex-girlfriend's husband was messy

4. My colleague and the yoga teacher were newly married. A week later, my colleague held the wall and said weakly that his wife liked exercise too much. He asked him to run 10 kilometers every day. When he went to dinner, he only ordered fruit salad . He was not full at all. He had lost several kilograms in a week. I don't know how to spend the next days.

5, "Have you seen Captain America?" "I have seen it, what's wrong." "Do you remember there is a line inside. The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility." "Well, what does this matter?" "Nothing, I just want to tell you that you can't be too capable in life. Over time, others will feel it's right." Bang! A stack of hundred-dollar bills hit my face, "Can't do it, why should I find you soon?" After that, he slammed the door and came out angrily. Looking at the used elves in the trash can and the money scattered all over the floor, I fell into deep thought...

6, After Xiao Tang was unemployed, he contracted the public toilet in the vegetable market and made money by sitting there for a fee. One day, I went to Xiao Tang's bathroom. I came out and asked him: Your business is not very good, and few people come to the bathroom? ! Xiao Tang: Nonsense! No one came to the bathroom? Then what do I eat and drink? ...