Wife: "What's the use of smoking for you men? It's just a waste of money!" Husband: "Men smoke to reduce worries!" Wife: "After smoking, aren't you still worried?"

1. "Martial dialogue"

Wife: "What's the use of smoking for men? It's just a waste of money!"

Husband: "Men smoke to reduce worries!".

Wife: "After smoking, aren't you still worried?"

Husband: "Then what's the use of your women wearing makeup?"

Wife: "Women put on makeup for beauty!".

Husband: "Then shouldn't it be ugly or ugly after taking off your makeup!"

2. "King of the Beasts"

Kindergarten teacher: "Children, who do you know who the King of the Beasts is?"

Xiao Ming replied loudly: "Teacher, I know that the king of beasts is the director of the zoo!"

3. "Five thousand ducks are coming"

A male teacher criticized a girl who was quarreling in class. "The noise of two women is like the screams of a thousand ducks, it's so annoying!"

At this time, the teacher's wife called the male teacher outside the window, and a classmate shouted to the teacher: "Teacher, there are five hundred ducks outside saying hello to you! Are you annoyed?"