1. hilarious classic Internet cafe funny jokes . That day, I was in a blackmail with my friend's Internet cafe. I saw many elementary school students masturbating. One of my next to me was doing well. He was super amazing after a while. He looked at me 0-13- The record of 0 showed disdainful eyes! I stood up silently and went out to dial 110! After a while, the police uncle came to take them all away !I think: If you are awesome, elementary school students must have the awareness of elementary school students!
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4. A handsome guy came to the store today. Me: Handsome guy, what kind of hairstyle do you want to cut? Handsome guy: Cut a hairstyle with high on the left and low on the right, a tuft of hair in the front, and two pits in the back. I was stunned at the time and said: Handsome guy, I don’t know how to do this hairstyle you mentioned? The handsome guy slapped me in the face and scolded: You don’t know? Didn’t you cut it for me last time? This is a damn What hairstyle is it!
5. Three people picked up the child at the school gate. The driver said: The child can’t be able to take it anymore. He lives far away and costs more than ten yuan a day. The person who costs fuel and rides an electric bike said: Who said No Yes, I have to pay 20 or 30 yuan this month. The bicycle rider said: I don’t charge any fuel or electricity, and I can exercise every day, but it also costs money and eat every day. Duo, Feifanai!
6. Today, a goddess who had been in love with her for a long time suddenly sent me a message. I was nervous and sweating profusely, and forced to suppress my inner excitement. Reply: In. Then the goddess sent a link: Help my daughter vote...
7. Yesterday, I parked at the door of a high-end club and saw a parking space with an Maybach to park in. I stepped forward and knocked on his glass, and threw it out for 100 yuan. He said to him, "I like this parking space, you can park somewhere else!" He threw more than a dozen or one hundred pictures on my face and told me to get out of here. Later I did the same. . . MD, I made more than 20,000 yuan in one night. I won’t say anything, I’m going to quit my job and go to get a luxury car! !
8.Son: Did the teacher praise me at the parent-teacher meeting? Dad: No, I haven't heard your name after listening for a long time. Son: After reading the names of the classmate whom the teacher praised, he said wait? Dad: I said it. Son: That's to praise me, I usually wait.
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