1, Xu Xian tells stories to your son. Xu Xian: "Son, stop crying, Dad tell you a story. Is it okay to tell a story about a farmer and a snake today?" Bai Suzhen : "What kind of story about a farmer and a snake? Change it!" Xu Xian: "Okay , let’s tell a story about a cup of bow and snake shadow! "Bai Suzhen: "You...change another one!" Xu Xian: "Okay, then let’s change a story about adding extra money to the snake." Papa... Bai Suzhen slapped Xu Xian twice: "You ...If you can't live without the snake, why? "Xu Xian: "Yes, yes!" Bai Suzhen burst into tears and smiled: "Hate~"
2. I drank wine at night and woke up in the middle of the night and couldn't sleep. I simply got up watch TV. In the morning, my son said, "Dad, why are you getting up in the middle of the night and watching TV secretly?" I smiled and said, "I got up in the middle of the night and heard you talking in your sleep." My son said unbelievably, "I'm talking in the sleep? What did I say?" I said, "You said you like dad the most." My wife curled her lips and said, "I really don't know who is talking in her sleep."
3. The teacher asked Xiaoqiang, "Who burned the Old Summer Palace?" Xiaoqiang said aggrievedly: "Teacher, no, no, it wasn't me who burned it." "What? You, you, call your dad!" the teacher said angrily. After school, Xiaoqiang's father came and the teacher said to him: "Today I asked your son who burned the Old Summer Palace. He actually said that it was not his. Isn't this ridiculous?" Xiaoqiang's father blinked and said hesitantly. : "Teacher, it's really not that he burned. Our children won't do this. Otherwise, we... compensate, okay?"
4. I told my wife yesterday that the current scammers have come up with new tricks: fraudsters will I found a woman to call a stranger's wife, claiming that she was pregnant with his child, asking his wife to transfer money to her for abortion, and ensuring that she would not get entangled after the abortion. Sure enough, my wife received such a call when she was cooking today, and she immediately hung up the phone after hearing it.
5. Because the manager is far away from the company and drives to work every day, the boss feels that it is not easy for him to subsidize him 1,000 yuan of fuel expenses every month. When the supervisor saw that the boss was so generous, he wanted to climb along the way and get more subsidies, so he said to the boss: You see, the oil price is so high now, and my home is far away from the company. Can you think more about it? The boss was silent for a moment and said: I think this is the case. Don’t drive to work. Forget this thousand yuan subsidy. If you come by the bus, the company will charge you a bus card of 100 yuan per month.
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