1. A delivery company called me and asked me the way to the company. Since I couldn't tell the right and left of the road at the moment, the delivery man was very anxious and urged me to hurry up. He had already driven the car to the intersection and couldn't stop in the middle of the road. I was so anxious that I immediately told him: "Just turn in the direction of the hand holding the chopsticks and you'll be there." The colleague next to him laughed and said, "What if he is left-handed?" 2. My husband just now The more rubbish thrown away at home, the more money is spent The more, my wife, can we uninstall Taobao, , Douyin, , and Kuaishou? I said, what is the use of my mobile phone? 3. My son is three years old. Once, I discussed the future of the child with her father. He said that he would study medicine in the future and make a living in technology. The son protested strongly: "I don't want to learn 1, 1 is too little, I want to learn 2." 4. Female: Do you have a house? Male: Yes. Woman: Do you have a car? Man: Yes. Woman: Is the tail number of your car an odd number or an even number? Man: An odd number. Woman: Oh, that won’t work. My car’s tail number is also an odd number, so I have to find one with an even number. Male...... 5. Now is an era of looking at faces.
6. Hidden head and tail
7. Is this dish taken seriously in the mother-in-law's family?
8. A good company never pits the poor
9.4~3~2~1~After get off work
10. Are you out of money again?
11. I looked at my 65 battery and fell into deep thought
12. Please ask my sister-in-law to introduce the man in black to me
13. Brother, when will you play the next piece of garbage?
14. What Master Zhao said is true yes!
15. I tightened one piece and loosened another one. Guess which one is loose?
16. You don’t say anything about the maximum age and the average age.
17.80. Those born in the 90s, don’t talk. Do those born in the 00s know what this is?
18. I called 110. The police asked me to describe the scene first. What should I do?
19. Dean, why can he be discharged from the hospital?
20. What words can be paired with it to make people laugh.
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