"The first time I take my cousin out to swim, what should I pay attention to? Netizen: pay attention to the body" hahaha

"The first time I bring my cousin out to swim, what should I pay attention to? Netizen: Pay attention to your body!" Hahaha

The buddy picked up a big dog on the road and took it home when he saw it. . . . . . Dogs have to occupy the territory, pee at home all the time, and will not change after repeated instruction. The friend finally couldn't bear it, took off his pants, pissed a pee at the place where the dog had just peeed, and warned the dog that this is Lao Tzu's territory. By the way, the dog has never peeed at home ever since.

Yesterday I went to the school toilet. It was the kind where the pits were connected and separated one by one. I just started to take off my pants and dropped a 5 cents coin. I was a little bit painful and couldn't continue taking off my pants. "Bang Dang" dropped another piece. I was deeply distressed! Then came a sentence from the pit at the back: Sister, you think this is the wishing pool!

Isn’t it nice to stand up like this?

Uncle, don't laugh, just break your wrists.

The good girl outside came home, I was miserable.

Do you want to cut or not? Be harder.

Can cervical spondylosis be cured?

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