1. Little common sense in life: The reason why your mother can often magically help you find things you can't find yourself is not because your mother has some magical magic, but because she is the one who put you well in the beginning People hiding things.
2, Lao Wang: "In order to beg my wife for more pocket money, my tongue is numb" Lao Li: "You said a lot to make your wife happy?" Lao Wang: "No!" Lao Li: " Fuck, you are also willing to work hard..."
3. Wife: "Husband, you go down and turn off the light!" Husband: "My clothes are all taken off, you go down and turn off!" Wife: "Oh, close your eyes first!" After a minute, the wife said, "Okay, I have taken off my clothes now, you can go down and close it.
4, eat 49, I will give it to the boss 50. The boss said to get you change in a while. There were so many people in the shop, I stood on the doorstep and waited. Soon the waiter walked out, handed me a dollar, and turned back to the shop. At this time, the old lady took a look at it. Look at me, take out five yuan from my pocket and step forward and say, "You are young, what's wrong with it? Here, get enough to find a job. "I shook my head in embarrassment. The old lady was taken aback, and suddenly changed her face: "Is it too small?" I don't know good or bad! "I.....
5. At a birthday celebration of a 90-year-old birthday star, a 20-year-old young man walked up to the birthday star and said, "I hope to be with you. See you again at the 100th anniversary celebration. "The old birthday star smiled and said: "Don't worry, you will definitely be able to wait until that day, because you are so young now and look full of healthy life
6. My best friend called me in the morning and asked me what I was doing. I said I was doing laundry, she told me not to be too tired to wait for her to come. After half an hour, she drove the car, but the trunk was filled with dirty clothes and sheets... Me: You are too lazy. Girlfriend: Utilities are so expensive, how can I live now! ! ! It seems that the car does not burn money.
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