Wait until she pays back the money


A buddy has been secretly in love with a girl, and every day he can see him looking at her pictures and getting crazy, but just don't confess. So I told him: confess if you like it, otherwise it would be worthless if you miss it! As a result, this guy said to me: Not yet, the time is not yet ripe! She still owes me eight thousand dollars and hasn't paid it back. I will confess to her after she has paid me back!


A wine storage tank in a winery ruptured, a large amount of liquor leaked out, and employees blocked the gap with their bodies. According to the staff, the 300 tons of wool moss in the wine storage tank was leaked during the transfer, and the loss is expected to be hundreds of thousands. Netizen: Distressed, I have to pick it up with my mouth instead.


The father and son bet the son to his father: "Now society is based on clothes and hats!" The father did not believe it! So the father and son bet. The father entered the restaurant in shabby clothes and no one paid attention; the son entered the restaurant with bright clothes and head high, and the shop was very enthusiastic about serving tea and pouring water. The son said to the waiter: "Serve the old man in the corner with good wine and good food! I will pay the bill!" The waiter is puzzled? "Why?" The son said, "I have a good day with his daughter-in-law!" The waiter took the order and watched the old man eating happily, and said disdainfully: "He and your daughter-in-law are good, don't you beat him?" The old man smiled! Said: "He and my daughter-in-law have only been a few years? I have been with his mother for decades!


I suddenly remembered that several years ago, I worked in a private club. During the Chinese New Year, the boss did not give out the year-end award, but gave it away. I gave me a cured chicken . I suddenly remembered today, is he scolding me for rubbish?


One morning, I made egg fried rice. The amount was a bit small. I was afraid that my husband would not have enough to eat, so I made a big one. Part of it was allocated to my husband. When my husband saw it, he dialed me and said: "Daughter-in-law, eat it, it doesn't matter if I eat less..."