When I was in class today, I was playing a mobile game with my head down, and a girl at the same table was watching me playing with her head down. As a result, the head teacher came in through the front door and saw it. He called us to the office and asked what we were doing in class? I said that the zipper of my pants is broken and I am repairing it. As for what she is looking at, I don't know!
When I was in high school, I had a crush on a little girl in the next class. Every day after the evening study, I would quietly follow her to make sure she gets home safely. I hope that she will know my hard work and be touched. The month was not up, she called the police and arrested me.
In order to joke with my girlfriend, I wore a mask to scare her... While she was watching TV, I suddenly jumped in front of her and said gloomily: I am not a human... My girlfriend said without changing his face: You finally said something truth!
On campus, the boy leaned over to tie the shoelace to the girl, and the girl held her mouth tightly. The moving words were instantly held back in her eyes, and her eyes were about to turn into tears. . . The boy raised his head and said quietly, "Tie tightly so that the smell does not run out!"
The crow fell in love with the little frog at the bottom of the well, so he threw stones into the well every day. One day the water finally filled up. A toad floated up, and the little crow said you give me back the little frog! Give me back the frog! Give me back my cute little frog! At this time, the toad said, "Come on, come on, little b, come over and see what they have done for me, bag by bag!"
Dongdong was playing a computer game, his father came over and asked him: "Son, father and mother are about to divorce, who are you with?" Without looking back, Dongdong raised his hand and said, "Divorce your ." Agreement , show me.” Dad was surprised: “What are you looking at?” Dongdong said, “Who did I see that the computer was assigned to?” I ran away, so I hurried home to refute the rumors, but they said that the rich lady didn’t want me
. My girlfriend broke up with me. She said she only likes stars and the sea... Later I learned that her ex-boyfriend, one is called Wang Xingchen, and the other It’s Zhou Dahai...
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