Hilarious Collection: I didn’t believe my girlfriend would snatch the quilt before, but now I’m convinced
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2021-09-07
Let me tell you that opening a restaurant makes a lot of money. When business is good, you can earn tens of thousands a minute!
home delivery!
It’s amazing, it’s not smokey yet!
The soil is full of sand. The house cannot be built, and the leader can’t make money. Will I be fired? It’s not long before I got a job!
The boy is successful, the girl is back for you!
So I can play with my mobile phone at ease!
I’m bored at home, I’ll go see the fun!
Brother, it's like this, you can still laugh?
Know it, know it, I won’t wear shoes tomorrow!
Give me two catties of elbows!
hit, but not completely!
The new guy at the construction site asked me where is the toilet? I was dumbfounded at the time. After working here for half a year, I can't remember where the toilet is!
Brain: I can! Leg: You fart!
What does this mean?
I have three children,You two should also respond to the call!
The consequences of losing your temper are very serious!
I didn’t believe my girlfriend would snatch the quilt before, now I am convinced!
This parent is very filial!
One word is not bad!
The sister-in-law said that the firewood at home is gone, so I drove over to chop the firewood!
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