Hilarious comment: chase girls, just these nine words are enough
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Is this the handle of a brush? The hair is gone!
I am going to use a fishing rod to hoist the car, and I will get it up when I shake it!
How much is the value of frozen bones? It is not written above!
Do you want the formula can be sold to you, the price is 10506 yuan!
I believe that if you say that I am a red code, you will surely conquer everyone!
I will not let it today, let's see who can win the battle!
The first shot of vaccine has been shot on the keyboard, please take the second shot by yourself!
Can you catch a girl with these nine words? I don't believe it!
How do I feel that this god review is uncivilized, but it is also very funny!
Chopsticks are the ones who really eat. Can you use chopsticks to hold food?
How tired to fly on your stomach, is it uncomfortable to fly while standing!
I am also 43 size shoes, I am 1.68 meters tall!
Isn’t cash on delivery available now? The buyer's language skills are too bad!
Why install a title in the central control,What do you want to express!
This review is to fuel the fire, don’t you think it’s a big deal!
Twenty years later they will truly stage the helplessness of men towards women!
I slept in the middle and straightened my feet like this. This time I want to exhaust me!
I started the live broadcast today. How much are you going to borrow for me!
This gender can not be unified for some boys!
Saying that my friend is very strong, it means that I can't beat my friend!
If he really eats, he will have to pay 100 yuan, which is a big joke!
The manager's grandfather is 99 years old. You wish his grandfather a long life. Think about the problem for yourself!
What should I do if I still have a little grind on the cornea machine!
Hilarious comment: Can you say something to me in the voice of a boyfriend?
Hilarious comment: I took a bite, or I thought it was an apple! Hahaha
Finally I know why no boys chased me in junior high school! God's comment laughs me to death
Drink less Coke,You are a little bit colored!
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