1. Today, my little cousin came to my house as a guest. She is very beautiful, but she has not dated anyone yet, so I asked her with concern, what are the conditions for you to find a boyfriend? The little cousin said that he should be like bubble gum. I said, do you want him to

1. Today, my little cousin came to my house as a guest. She is quite beautiful, but she hasn’t dated anyone yet, so I asked her with concern, what are the conditions for you to find a boyfriend? The little cousin said that he should be like bubble gum. I said, do you want him to stick to you? The little cousin shook her head. I said, you need to be chewy? The little cousin still shook her head and said: "Blow it and it will be big."

2. My wife came out of the shower, wearing underwear, husband: Wife, you look like a Japanese star... When the wife heard this, she happily asked: Who is a Japanese star? Husband: Asashoryu ... Wife: Why haven't you heard of it? What are you doing? Husband: sumo ...

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3. Wife: Husband, where have you been? Husband: I’m downstairs. Wife: Why are you running downstairs without sleeping at six o'clock in the morning? Husband: You don’t know there was an earthquake just now. I picked up my mobile phone and bankbook and ran down without putting on my pants. I saw you were sleeping so soundly, so I didn’t call you. Wife: Divorce. .

4. My daughter-in-law put on a new dress in the morning, and her son hugged her mother and said, "Mom, you look like a princess in this dress." The daughter-in-law was so moved that she hugged her and kissed her, then looked back and glared at me: "Your son is sweeter than you, learn from me!" I scratched my head: "My wife, you look like a princess in this dress." The daughter-in-law was furious: "Have you ever been to a place like that?!" --- It's so unfair