01 My current work is very tiring and hard, not only 996 but also 007. Finally, I went to the temple and said to the master, "Master, I have seen through the world and I want to become a monk." The master shaved my head and said, "Child, you come once a month. Is the barber shop

01

My current work is very tiring and hard, not only 996 but also 007.

Finally, I went to the temple and said to the master, "Master, I have seen through the world, I want to become a monk."

While shaving my head, the master said, "Child, you come once a month. Is the barber shop at the foot of your mountain so expensive?"

02

Daughter: Mom, I was almost touched by someone on the bus yesterday.

Mom: Your legs are so long, you didn’t hurt others, right?

Daughter:...

03

Teacher Wang was late for class, and as soon as he entered the classroom, he began to review himself: Classmates, I’m sorry, my electric car broke down today, so I’m late, and I’m not qualified to accept your standing salute, so I’ll be exempted today!

The students were all very moved and said in unison, "I am qualified, I am qualified!" Then the students shouted in unison, "Hello Teacher", which was so shocking.

Teacher Wang was frustrated and thought, it's over, now the principal knows that I'm late again...

04

During the Chinese New Year, my father gave my daughter 1,000 yuan red envelope, and my daughter refused: "I'm almost thirty, and I can't collect New Year's money anymore."

My father said in a daze, "What I give to the child is called New Year's money, and what I give to you is called single condolences."

0 5

The family watched TV together, and the seven-year-old son asked, "Dad, dad, what does the original couple mean in TV?"

Dad replied casually, "Just like your mother and I are called original couple."

The son tilted his head and thought for a while, and said, "Oh! I understand, two people like mom and dad are called round couple together."