1. I got up late in the morning, put on my T-shirt and put on my pants and went out. I got on the bus. A girl next to me reminded me: "Your pants are reversed." I calmly looked out the window. After a few minutes, The girl reminded me again: "Your pants are reversed!" I nodded slightly, still calm. It's not calm enough! Didn't I take it off in the car and put it on again?
2. I was beaten by my mother for being naughty at home. When I ran away from home, I met an old man outside. The old man glanced at me and said, "Hey, children today I’m getting a tattoo!” I was annoyed when I heard it: “Master, you can see clearly, this is a slipper print...
3. Yesterday I went to the cafeteria to buy water with my friend when class was over. I asked him to borrow something. Money, he asked me what I was doing, I said to take my sister to eat, he replied, you are taking my money and asking me to eat dog food. Don’t lend you a QQ, come, come, Grandpa Mao, take it Go to
4. When I was a child, I was digging in the yard, and I actually dug out an antique and well-sealed jar. I thought it was the gold and silver treasures left by my ancestors. Open it. , But there is modern money in it... I handed the money to my mother, but was beaten by my father...
5. Husband: "Daughter-in-law, I have a hole in my socks. "Wife: "Cut your nails, it's too long, right?" Husband: "Yes, I haven't cut my nails for a long time, daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, my underwear has a hole too. "My wife squinted at me, and said: "That must be Beng Beng. . .
6. Sister-in-law is a chronic child, how slow is it? If you see her washing cabbage and cutting pork at 8 o'clock in the morning, then you know you must eat this dish at noon
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