4 jokes that make you laugh until your stomach hurts

2021/09/1117:29:02 funny 1744

1. As one of the two secretaries in the office, I compete with the secretary Xiaomei everywhere. Today, I walked into the manager’s office wearing a miniskirt and a low-cut outfit. The manager glanced at me and said slowly, "Don’t wear it like this in the future!" I cried with anger: "Why! Why did Xiaomei wear it like this? Your eyes are always Staring at her, why are you so disgusted when I wear this, and why? Manager: Can you be a good old man?

2. I have an iron buddy, his eldest brother I went out for 5 years. After I came back, I bought a car and built a house for my family. I heard that there are already several apartments in the city. Yesterday I had a drink with the iron buddies.

I asked him, "Hey, Dawei , What is your eldest brother doing in the city, so rich?

The iron buddies smiled strangely: "My brother's job, Han Xin has done it, Xue Pinggui has done it, even Zhu Yuanzhang has done it! "

Me: "Your brother is a soldier and has become an officer?"

Iron buddies: "Shhh, he is begging at the subway entrance"

Me: "..."

3. The buddy borrowed money all day to buy snacks for his girlfriend. I didn't borrow this month. Money, but I didn’t see my buddy starving. I asked him: Did you win the lottery? You have no money and you are hungry. My buddy said: Every time I don’t have money to eat, I will go to a nearby temple I am a monk. This month I went 8 times and saved money for a haircut.

4. That night, the old man taught his brother-in-law: Son, you are thirteen and you know you are growing up. What's your ideal in the future? My brother-in-law thought about it for a while and wanted to answer: money and beautiful women. After listening to this, Lao Zhang suddenly slapped my brother-in-law's face with a loud slap: You really disappointed my father. Say again that your greatest ideal is What? My brother-in-law clutched his flushed face and said with tears: Dad, I was wrong. My greatest dream is love and career! The old man nodded with relief: That's right!

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