When I was young, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up, but when I grew up, I realized that the whole world could not save me.
"November" a few days ago at home online, a long time no contact with college students, suddenly QQ, WeChat are online, and sent me a blessing message. The first reaction is that this guy is about to get married, and he decisively made up a reason to reply to him, "Dude, I'm engaged on '11', will you come to my engagement banquet?" As expected, he replied, "Excuse me, I Get married on'October', it seems that you can't come anymore." ~500 oceans saved.
Yesterday I went to the school toilet, which is the kind of pits that are connected and separate the places one by one. At the beginning of taking off my pants, I dropped a fifty cents coin. I was a little bit cautious and couldn't continue taking off my pants. "Bang Dang" dropped another piece. I was deeply distressed! Then came a sentence from the pit at the back: "Sister, you think this is the wishing pool!"
A dairy farmer hired a group of college students to milk the milk. Everyone went out in the morning. Two full buckets came back, only one girl with glasses did not return. Approaching noon, the girl with glasses picked up a half bucket of milk and ran back in a panic, shouting: Owner, your cow is sick. The owner was shocked and rushed to the scene and saw a bull lying on the ground, foaming at the mouth! Limbs twitching... Nima! Look at the half bucket of milk! The owner's face is dumbfounded...
I got my wife out of a conversation. When first contacting, ask her out to play. When she was riding a rickshaw, she was stupefied to chop 5 yuan to 3 yuan. Later, she cooked and bought vegetables together, and 50 yuan also bargained with them. Oh, I think it’s a typical housekeeper, so I get married. After marriage, I found out that the old ladies were buying clothes and cosmetics without blinking. What kind of situation is this...
A boy has a crush on a girl,Take up the courage to ask what kind of guy the girl likes. "It's congenial." The girl replied. The answer is the same even after asking it several times. The boy was discouraged and said: "Can you do it with a flat head?"
Nezha was just born, and Li Jing stabbed with a sword. Why did his father kill the child?
Li Jing: Nizi, do you know how your mother spent the past three years pregnant with you as a father?
Nezha: I don’t know.
Li Jing cried and said: Especially after three years, the hands of labor and management can be stolen! ! !
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