Nurses, flight attendants, security guards, students nowadays need so many uniforms?

2

peach : There are things that Xiaosan can't do, but his wife can.

banana : pregnant!

3

A friend’s ex-girlfriend asked him to drink,

was drunk and said that he could do anything.

This friend is also unambiguous,

He shaved this girl a bald head... _p1 p1 pimg 4 When the photo was taken, he said to me:

"Girls now have good faces,Some have good figures,

but I am not jealous, do you know why?

"Because you have a good mentality?" "

turned out she, she, she complained to me.

5

The cold wind in winter sees the wife who is going home from the night shift, she is wearing sexy pajamas at night. Greet me,

, my heart warmed up, and I hugged her and said distressedly:

"Baby, waiting for me so late, what are you doing?

The wife shivered and said:

"Dry wool, my old lady came out to take out the trash,

accidentally locked herself out." "

6

My friend is usually controlled by his wife,

Tobacco and alcohol are not allowed to touch this day his wife finally went shopping,

The brothers brought a few boxes of wine to his house for dinner ,

suddenly a friend shouted: "No, my wife is here! "

I asked how you know,

friend replied: "I heard the sound of the manhole cover downstairs, except my wife, no one can step on the sound..."