Happy smile: forward to Wang Jianguo

2. When the Weaver Girl went to the world to take a bath, she met Cowherd, and performed a shocking love story; Zhao Linger was taking a bath outside and met Li Xiaoyao and staged a fairy tale; Huaqian骨 went out to take a bath and met Dongfang, the warm man who guarded his life. The above story made me understand a truth: there is never a chance to take a bath at home, you must go to the wild to wash!

3. "Have you seen Captain America?" "Have you seen it, what's wrong?" "Remember there is a line in it. The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility. "Well, does it matter?" "It's okay, I just want to tell you that you can't be too competent. After a long time, others will think it should be." So, a wad of hundred yuan bills hit my face. "Can't I do what I'm looking for you?" After that, he slammed the door out of anger. Looking at the used toilet paper in the trash can and the money scattered around, I was lost in thought...

4. When I was on the bus today, I saw a girl. It may be that her bus card was out of money, and she happened to have no change on her body, so she was on the bus, looking for someone to exchange the change. It's a pity that strangers are guarding against psychological troubles. Everyone doesn't like to take care of her, and the little girl is so anxious that she is about to cry. Seeing her so pitiful, I secretly sighed, got up and ran over with a stride, and said I got off the car and you sit down!

5. The female zebra is paralyzed in the bed, and the male zebra takes good care of it. In addition to eating and drinking, it is convenient to wait, and massage the whole body twice a day in the morning and evening. Early this morning, the little zebra saw his father sitting there with sleepy eyes, and asked concerned: "Dad, do you give my mother a massage early in the morning?" The male zebra stopped and replied impatiently, "Why do I play the piano? ! You are blind!"

6. Remember when I was young,Dad bought a few kilograms of pears home, because I was the smallest pear at home, so let me pick first~~ This reminded me of the story of Kong Rong letting pears, so I deliberately picked the smallest pear to eat. When my father saw this, he slapped: "Why don't I pick the biggest one! I'm ready, as long as you pick the big one, I will do it. You are so sensible, how can I educate my children!"

7. One day, the daughter who went to elementary school after passing a church suddenly said: "The people there are losing their lives?" I hurriedly stopped her: "Don't talk nonsense, this is the teacher who taught you Is it true?" The daughter was aggrieved: "I read it in the book. The book says that many people go to the church to save their lives on weekends." After working for a long time, I finally understood. What she said was "pray".

8. Cao Cao fell off his horse and injured his butt, so I went to see the doctor Huatuo . Hua Tuo looked at Cao Cao's wound and said: Wait! Just as Cao Cao was about to sit down, Hua Tuo hurriedly shouted: Prime Minister, don't sit down if you are injured. Cao Cao exclaimed: I only know that there are planes and high-speed trains. I don't think you have a business seat too? Hua Tuo: ...

9. I have been wondering: why the previous classmates with poor grades have become bosses? Later, I understood: 1. Thick-skinned (too much criticism) 2. Good popularity (naughty) 3. Emphasis on loyalty (fights and troubles) 4. High work efficiency (copy homework) 5. Dare to take risks (late, leave early, go to sleep in class) ) 6. Good mental quality (frequent review and meeting with parents) 7. Be helpful (especially for female students) 8. Good eloquence (always love to speak up)... It turns out that they have been a boss since they were young!