Funny joke: The little sister of the cashier asked me how old is your brother! Do you have a girlfriend?

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funny jokes: said the upper eyelid to the lower eyelid on this day: Why are you ignoring me!

said helplessly: Because our master is going to take the college entrance examination soon, there is no way for us to be together.

raised his eyelids and said: Then where did you say that we will be together forever!

lowered his eyelids and said: No, our master can be admitted to a good university , our love is perfect!

The owner who saw this was suddenly moved by them, and then said: Let's be together!

Then the master closed his eyes, and there was an additional sleeping doll in the self-study class...

funny joke: met a pair of clever little sisters on the train going home for the new year, due to the comparison of the Spring Festival train It's crowded and they're hungry!

At this time, sister got inspiration , took instant noodles to pick up the water, and said while walking: "Everyone, be careful not to burn the boiling water " is this sentence, the train corridor is unobstructed.

hello Hello everyone, welcome to read Little Diteng Funny, I am your funny sharer "Little Diteng", from here you can see the complete collection of funny, there will always be one that will make you laugh, well, not much more to say Start enjoying!

" jokes collection thirty-four"

funny jokes: said the upper eyelid to the lower eyelid on this day: Why are you ignoring me!

said helplessly: Because our master is going to take the college entrance examination soon, there is no way for us to be together.

raised his eyelids and said: Then where did you say that we will be together forever!

lowered his eyelids and said: No, our master can be admitted to a good university , our love is perfect!

The owner who saw this was suddenly moved by them, and then said: Let's be together!

Then the master closed his eyes, and there was an additional sleeping doll in the self-study class...

funny joke: met a pair of clever little sisters on the train going home for the new year, due to the comparison of the Spring Festival train It's crowded and they're hungry!

At this time, sister got inspiration , took instant noodles to pick up the water, and said while walking: "Everyone, be careful not to burn the boiling water " is this sentence, the train corridor is unobstructed.

A few minutes later, my sister poured hot water and came back and said: Everyone, get out of the way, this time there is really boiling water!

funny joke: remembers that when she was with ex-girlfriend , her ex-boyfriend often called to harass her, and also called and said: your girlfriend knows everything I taught , you ah just enjoy it!

After listening to what he said, I didn't get angry, just silently said to him: "It's fine, buddy, I'll give it back to you when I'm done enjoying it!"

This is the sentence, three years later, the two of them got married,What I said has come true!

Funny joke: The blooming season of has arrived, and the nose has become sensitive, sneezing constantly! A friend of mine came to play with me one day, and I didn't notice that

sneezed into her face! It made her tremble!

At that time, I said apologetically: I'm sorry, I was shocked! What I didn't expect was that she answered me and said, "Just don't get pregnant!"

at the time, I was confused, this is because I met the organization...

funny joke: brought some cherry to my brother today, my brother did not wash it after seeing the cherry Just put it in your mouth and eat it! When I saw it, I said to my younger brother, "Aren't you willing to wash and eat?"

The younger brother smiled and said to me: "Sister, you don't understand that this is the real thing. After my kindness and carefulness, the younger brother still doesn't listen, and I can't help it!"

It's just that in the afternoon, my brother was admitted to the hospital due to food poisoning...

Funny joke: I remember going to school to eat at the restaurant , and a chubby girl jumped in line and came in front of me! I said angrily at the time: You cut the queue! There is no quality!

After I finished speaking, the girl didn't respond. I patted her on the shoulder with my fist and ! The moment she turned around, I saw that her fist was bigger than mine!

So I had no choice but to raise my fist and stretch out my thumb and say: You got it right. Well inserted...

Funny joke: My husband is three years younger than me, and I always call my sister when I go out, but today I suddenly asked my husband not to call my sister!

At that time, my husband was dumbfounded! Just ask me why?

I cried and said, "I went to the supermarket today, and the little sister at the cashier downstairs asked me,How old is your brother! Do you have a girlfriend...

Funny joke: I went out with some friends today and booked a hotel, which was on the 28th floor!

When we came back after going out to play, the lobby staff told us that the elevator was broken! The waiter arranged for us to spend the night in the lobby!

We thought about it and decided to go up on foot!

A few of us sing to relieve fatigue, but when it came to me, I didn't sing, so I said, brothers, this is a sad story!

Not long, but sad...

What are you guys asking me about! I said: They didn't give us the key to the room...

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Funny joke: My husband is three years younger than me, and I always call my sister when I go out, but today I suddenly asked my husband not to call my sister!

At that time, my husband was dumbfounded! Just ask me why?

I cried and said: "I went to the supermarket today, and the little sister at the cashier downstairs asked me how old is your brother! Do you have a girlfriend...

Funny joke: today and A few friends went out to play together and booked a hotel, which was on the 28th floor!

When we went out and came back, the lobby staff told us that the elevator was broken! The waiter arranged for us to spend the night in the lobby!

We thought about something at the time I decided to go up on foot while still on it!

Several of us sang to relieve fatigue, but when it came to me, I didn't sing, and I said, brothers, this is a sad story!

It's not long, but Sad...

what my friends asked me about! I said: they didn't give us the key to our room...

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