Funny joke: Two dogs quarrel, Erha just happened to pass by, directly turned into a punching bag

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Here are six funny, bring you a happy good mood, I hope you are happy every day!

Well, you did a good job! Various massage items hurry up! My master is rich! What time is

? Don't go back to sleep yet! Not a little force can't solve the problem! !

I am hungry, I am hungry, I want milk! Unlucky child, look carefully, I'm your dad!

oh yo I'm going, this is the first time I see a dog as ugly as you, hurry up and disappear, believe it or not, I will bite your face! !

You make it clear to me! Are you playing with me or are you playing with me! !

Anyone? Come two or two cat food! is there anybody? No one I went in to eat by myself!

Poor Erha, you can get shot even while lying down!

is quite comfortable, but the taste is a bit spicy to the eyes!

Funny joke:

A roommate in a shared house who never buys toilet paper himself, but uses mine.One day I happened to see him and asked him: Why don't you buy your own and always use mine? He said: As for the stingy , you just used a little toilet paper, and I'll give it back to you when I run out!

A colleague was reading a novel in his work unit. The manager who was on tour saw him and asked: What are you doing?

Colleague lowered his head and replied: I am looking for something!

manager: looking for something?

Colleagues: find, find---find some excuse !

The chemistry teacher in our class asked a male classmate: Ammonia Will it explode when it encounters fire?

The male classmate answered timidly: Yes-----

The teacher shouted: Then you dare to smoke in the men's toilet!

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I didn't seem to be cheated, but I've been cheated. For big data, this is really hard. Officer Tan: This move seems to be a lifelong task. The first thing you should do is wash or beat first? - DayDayNews

I didn't seem to be cheated, but I've been cheated. For big data, this is really hard. Officer Tan: This move seems to be a lifelong task. The first thing you should do is wash or beat first?

Funny God Reply: If your pocket has countless coins, what would you do with it?

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My girlfriend takes me to have midnight snacks every day. What do you think? She is getting thinner the more she eats, and the fatter I eat. The old man had just entered the city from the countryside to work as a security guard. When he saw the people in the city, he was shocked - DayDayNews

My girlfriend takes me to have midnight snacks every day. What do you think? She is getting thinner the more she eats, and the fatter I eat. The old man had just entered the city from the countryside to work as a security guard. When he saw the people in the city, he was shocked

Weird emotional philosophy: My girlfriend takes me to have midnight snacks every day, what do you think you should do?

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Mianyang people squat at home for 6 days. Mianyang people who are born to be jokesters. How eager are people in Mianyang to unblock? "What is coming towards us is the Potato Team. Potato plays a key role in the silent period. It is loved by everyone because of its long shelf life - DayDayNews

Mianyang people squat at home for 6 days. Mianyang people who are born to be jokesters. How eager are people in Mianyang to unblock? "What is coming towards us is the Potato Team. Potato plays a key role in the silent period. It is loved by everyone because of its long shelf life

Mianyang people are trying to understand how hard the Feng fights, but I am laughing and crying anyway

05/04 1618

I thought you were going to perform alone fishing for snow in the cold river, but I didn't expect it to be just bronze. At first glance, this should have many years of martial arts skills, it’s amazing. What are you talking about? Can you piss me off with a louder voice? Look at - DayDayNews

I thought you were going to perform alone fishing for snow in the cold river, but I didn't expect it to be just bronze. At first glance, this should have many years of martial arts skills, it’s amazing. What are you talking about? Can you piss me off with a louder voice? Look at

A moment of relaxation: I thought you were going to perform alone fishing for snow in the cold river, but I didn't expect it to be just bronze

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Bad brat, how many times did grandpa have you dreamed? Emperor Zhang suddenly woke up and looked around. The gloomy and terrifying environment in the last second turned into a classroom in an instant. . . . . No money to fight. - DayDayNews

Bad brat, how many times did grandpa have you dreamed? Emperor Zhang suddenly woke up and looked around. The gloomy and terrifying environment in the last second turned into a classroom in an instant. . . . . No money to fight.

A very pleasant and funny novel

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Let’s feel it together: Ghost: I’m panicked and help me! Staff: I’m afraid I’ve never seen a man. This is really funny and I can't help it. Female ghost: Is there any such operation? - DayDayNews

Let’s feel it together: Ghost: I’m panicked and help me! Staff: I’m afraid I’ve never seen a man. This is really funny and I can't help it. Female ghost: Is there any such operation?

"The most unforgettable experience in a haunted house! Ghost: Why can't my coffin board be opened???"

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The Lantern Festival has passed, I believe everyone has guessed many riddles. 315 is a day to fight against counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddle, please correct me. Search the riddle on the Internet: "A white-b - DayDayNews

The Lantern Festival has passed, I believe everyone has guessed many riddles. 315 is a day to fight against counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddle, please correct me. Search the riddle on the Internet: "A white-b

Funny riddle: An old man with a bag of black beans, he walked while leaking (animal)

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It rained, and continued to lie at home. My little aunt woke up at five in the morning. She is like this. She can’t wake up at eight or nine in weekdays. She just urges her to wake up by brushing her teeth and washing her face. On rest days, you can wake up at five or six o'clock - DayDayNews

It rained, and continued to lie at home. My little aunt woke up at five in the morning. She is like this. She can’t wake up at eight or nine in weekdays. She just urges her to wake up by brushing her teeth and washing her face. On rest days, you can wake up at five or six o'clock

What we practice is going well

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Is this shower head all sour? Why are you haunted here in the middle of the night? Camel: This hair looks quite delicious, come and try it. The baby doesn't know it's flour, haha. - DayDayNews

Is this shower head all sour? Why are you haunted here in the middle of the night? Camel: This hair looks quite delicious, come and try it. The baby doesn't know it's flour, haha.

A moment of relaxation: Is this shower head so crazy? Why is it haunted here in the middle of the night?

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Do you still remember the first time you drank bottled pure water? I remember it very deeply! In 1998, when I was in my second year of high school, after playing physical education class, a few of our best buddies went to the school convenience store to buy water and drink it. - DayDayNews

Do you still remember the first time you drank bottled pure water? I remember it very deeply! In 1998, when I was in my second year of high school, after playing physical education class, a few of our best buddies went to the school convenience store to buy water and drink it.

Do you remember the first time you drank bottled pure water?

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