- Before the old girl got married, the four best friends of her brother-in-law discussed the bridal chamber ramming, but on the day of the wedding, the old girl who worked in the field got 19 bridesmaids, the lightest one was more than 160 kilograms. Tall and strong, the four buddies of my brother-in-law were going to make trouble in the bridal chamber. As soon as they entered the door, they were silly. The nineteen female men closed the door, clenched their fists, and forced the four lords to make trouble. In the process, one wanted to run and was picked up. He carried it back like a chicken.
- The Mid-Autumn Festival is here, and I drove a Porsche Cayenne and took my wife to my father-in-law’s house in the countryside. My father-in-law and I were playing chess in the bedroom. My wife said to me, "My husband, there is no salt at home. Go to the supermarket downstairs to buy a bag of salt." After I heard this, I quickly stood up and was about to go. At this time, my father-in-law motioned for me to sit. Then he turned his head and yelled, "What do you shout, my son-in-law is playing chess with me!" Then he turned around and smiled at me: "My daughter, you can't be too used to it. Besides, you have more than one woman. Stay tuned.” In the middle of the night, I went to the bathroom with a urgency. I met my father-in-law kneeling on the wall in the living room and thought... Don't doubt, this is science. As long as you enter your condition into the computer, the computer will give the correct diagnosis!" Old man: "I'm dizzy, nauseous, vomiting, and fatigued" Doctor: "Oh, the computer said, you are pregnant!" _Span3span
- bought a bottle of beer and put it in the refrigerator. At night, I took out a cold beer. Just about to drink it, my husband reached out and stopped me. This one will grow a beer belly after drinking it. You like to lose weight and get a good figure so much, this one can’t be touched. Then, I sadly put it back in the refrigerator. At night, I saw my husband hiding in the kitchen with peanuts, a mouthful of peanuts, and a mouthful of beer. The cozy energy made me stunned.
- wash your hands at the door of the public toilet,A buddy came out of the women's toilet and stood next to me to wash his hands. I gloated and said, "Man, you just entered the women's bathroom, and the men's bathroom is on the left, hahaha..." The man gritted his teeth and said, "You are blind, my old lady is a woman!"
- Like learning to ride a bicycle, when you don't learn it, no matter how careful you are, you will fall into a black and swollen face; when you learn it, you will find that no matter how you are...you can't catch up with a Porsche.
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