html In July, wild mushroom was launched, and the moment of life and death for Yunnan people came again.
Yunnan people are obsessed with fungi to a degree that people from other provinces cannot imagine. Let’s put it this way, if you ask a Yunnan person to get up at seven o’clock to watch the sunrise, he will probably not get up, but if you ask him to get up at 4 o’clock in the morning He gets up earlier than anyone else to pick up fungi.. After last year’s hit song “Red Umbrella with White Pole”, this year we released “Mushroom Warrior” - I love your variety. I love your rich nutrition. I love your fresh and sweet taste. Eat one every day. I'm afraid of your bright appearance and I'll lie down immediately after eating it I'm afraid you'll all look the same but the effect will be different Are you afraid that you want this delicious dish? Stewed and stir-fried, this tempting taste will cause pain and pain after eating by mistake. Fantasy Who said that only those lying in the ward are heroes... The lyrics are very realistic. Yunnan people eat mushrooms very fiercely. There is an old saying that goes like this - To eat wild mushrooms, you need to cook them three times: the mushroom varieties need to be cooked, and the mushrooms need to be fried. Familiar with the road to the hospital. Some people wonder why they are still eating D after eating it every year. In fact, this is because wild fungi change every year. If you eat the same variety this year, it will be fine, but if you eat it next year, it will not be the same. Take Jianshouqing as an example, it will immediately change from yellow to green when you touch it. It would be scary for people from other provinces. If you don't dare to eat it, Yunnan people are not afraid. The most can say is "put an extra clove of garlic." Garlic turns green when exposed to wild bacteria without D, and turns black when exposed to wild bacteria containing D. But this is just a rumor, and there is no data to prove that garlic has the function of detecting the D sex of wild bacteria. Although wild mushrooms are very dangerous, they taste good. Yunnan people seem to have opened the door to another world after getting D. They meet villains, the colorful world, and the cheerful atmosphere is quite lively. Wild mushrooms are also ridiculed as "psychedelic mushrooms"
Some people from other provinces even joked that they also want to feel the pleasure of eating mushrooms. How can we not arrange such a simple wish for you - let's do it together Look at "white wine with mushrooms, eating like a dog"? Yunnan people use their lives to explain how much they love eating fungi!
[If you are half-cooked, you will see green in your hand, and the villain will be shining ]
A medium D at this level only needs to eat a few half-cooked to see green in hand . After a while, a little person you have never seen before will jump on your shoulders and dance, and it will shine and twinkle. You can also see a lot of silk threads floating on the house, and you can't pull it back. At this time, he was not mentally out of control and could describe what he saw to others normally. After being sent for intravenous injection, the symptoms slowly disappeared, causing some irreversible damage to the body.
[White wine with mushrooms, walking like a dog ]
Isn’t it satisfying to meet little people? Half-familiar and green, coupled with a pot of strong wine, within half an hour, the house in front was deformed, and everything looked colorful , talking nonsense, crawling all over the floor like a dog. Along with vomiting and fainting, you may need to be admitted to the hospital quickly to induce vomiting, gastric lavage . The ethanol in liquor reacts with chemicals in wild bacteria to produce D. A considerable degree of irreversible damage has occurred, which will have an impact on future life.
[A D Amanita, heaven is quiet ]
To achieve the top experience, you must serve a big dish - D Amanita. Sometimes he is as simple as a lady, and sometimes as coquettish as a prostitute. It is hard to tell who is him. Fry a D. Amanita and talk to any celebrity you want. All your wishes will come true and you will be as crazy as you want. But if the happiness continues for another twenty minutes without vomiting, enema, gastric lavage, infusion and , the end of happiness will be a quiet paradise.
Just kidding, behind the jokes are broken families, old mothers crying blindly, and children who don’t know where their parents are. People from other provinces can just laugh at it and not take it seriously.
The Yunnan people around me have never heard of anyone getting D after eating mushrooms all their life. Most Yunnan people strictly abide by the principles of eating mushrooms , and do not eat them in a mixed manner, do not eat them raw, and do not eat them indiscriminately. The white wine with mushrooms mentioned before refers to uncooked mushrooms, fried or even fried chicken fir , matsutake, porcini , with a little Maotai-flavored wine, grain essence with mountain forest essence, it is beautiful. taste.
Why should it be paired with Maotai-flavor wine? Maotai-flavor wine is the liquor with the most complicated brewing process. It has a unique process and contains the most flavor substances. It is known as "liquid gold". Which of the Maotai-flavor wine are suitable for eating with wild mushrooms? Several high-quality sauces Liquor is for reference only
① Xijiu
Xijiu is known as the "gentleman among wines". It is produced in the core production area of Maotai Town, Kweichow. It has an elegant and rich aroma and a mellow aftertaste. It is the second largest Maotai-flavor winery in Guizhou and a state-owned enterprise. Liquor is brewed with sorghum and water. The simpler the raw materials, the purer the taste of the wine, and it is a high-end wine. This wine is paired with wild mushrooms and has a mellow and mellow smell.
② Yuande imitation Taiwan wine
Yuande wine is a 53-degree Maotai-flavored wine produced in the core production area of Maotai Town. It is brewed with Xiaohongyingzi glutinous sorghum exclusively supplied by Maotai Town.
Under the 12987 process, after many times of cooking, distillation, and wine extraction, it is blended with 20-year-old aged wine , and then stored for more than 5 years. allows the unique microorganisms in Maotai Town to slowly age the wine, producing The slow alcoholization reaction generates rich aromatic compounds and ester compounds . The wine is pure, safe and healthy.
The above two wines are the best partners with delicious food. They will not get on your head or irritate your throat. Good wines will taste more fragrant when paired with delicacies.
The story about Yunnan people eating wild mushrooms is both funny and dangerous , Everyone should be careful about eating mushrooms while joking, and don’t try D mushrooms out of curiosity. is good. Today’s sharing ends here. If you like drinking with wild mushrooms, please share in the comments how it tastes.
