The end of the season and the end of the month finally arrived, and some banks still have the end of the labor competition and the beginning of a good start. This little life is "full and above" .
In order to attract deposits, the bankers really tried their best. Behind the seemingly affectionate "dog licking" is full of all kinds of sadness and helplessness. Perhaps only the bankers themselves understand this kind of thing.
In the bank, there are always endless deposits and endless tasks to do, not to mention that deposit returns are worse than those every year [shearing]. will do it this year, or will it be left alone to accept punishment and scold? Should we take care of the dealer's business or find relatives and friends to get together? Is ... or..., what a fucking day! , can you get rid of all the shit?...
Don't be anxious, don't be anxious, needs to be done, for example:
Ancient version: This bank friend completed the related actions of attracting deposits by quoting ancient poems. His words were sincere and rich in content , fully expressing the complex inner activities and deep desire for deposits in order to attract deposits:
How can you achieve the same method in the world, and live up to the deposits and your deep desire for deposits. This sentence expresses the difficult situation and contradictory mood of the author who is not allowed to reunite with his sweetheart in order to attract deposits.
Says from Baidi among the colorful clouds, and thousands of miles of Jiangling can bring deposits. This sentence expresses the author's firm determination to bring the deposit back to the outlet despite the long journey.
I will never regret getting looser and I will be haggard for the depositors. This sentence expresses the author's noble sentiment of losing weight without regrets in order to attract deposits.
Modern version: Mr. Lu Xun As a famous writer, thinker, democratic fighter in my country, an important participant in the May Fourth New Culture Movement, and the founder of modern Chinese literature . It seems that the situation faced by the banking industry in the future has long been expected. This bank friend excerpted and imitated Mr. Lu Xun's many documents and made a profound and good article about the song of the banker.
entered the bank and there were two pieces of paper in the backpack, one was the task completion rate and the other was the task completion rate. This sentence expresses the author's deep understanding of the bank's work goals, and at the same time, the author's helplessness about the bank's work tasks is beyond words.
Autumnal Equinox has been quite cool, but layers of sweat seeped out from the back. This sentence expresses emotions in the scenery, expressing that the author's solar term has been after the autumnal equinox, but the important task of attracting deposits has caused layers of sweat to seep out from behind. It is still unknown how this sweat can be produced. As usual, there will be no missing
indicators, and my name is not available at all in the branch rankings. This sentence expresses the author's deep helplessness. I have been forced to receive the corresponding deposit indicators and even run around to complete the indicators. But why is my name always not above the "good news"?
The responsibility does not seem to lie with me. For example, if I am used to using a knife, can I do it this time if I want me to play tricks? This sentence describes the dilemma of bank backend employees who cannot escape the dilemma of withdrawing deposits through metaphors and personification. "I am a knives. You let me play tricks now. Can you blame me for being unprofessional if I can't play well?"
Of course, the first two friends have a little bit of cultural level, and the "uneducated" bank friends may express it more realistically:
Behind the seemingly simple dialogue, the inner changes of "I" in the article are fully described. "What? Have a deposit? Then what else do I have to work? Girl/boyfriend has an appointment? Wait for me! I'm tired just after get off work? I'm not tired or tired, I'm not tired, the deposit is coming, I'm in great spirits ( Here the lyrics are referenced: I'm not afraid or afraid, I'm not afraid, my mother is back, I'm not afraid).
10 "Wait a moment.I turned around and arrived. It can fully reflect the author's eyes shining, energetic, and as if he was injected with chicken blood. It seems that as long as the customer calls me, I will play "Changbanpo to save the young master"!
If the first three people cannot express their love for saving deposits , then it will be only Stephen Chow Friends who are obsessed with can use , and used Supreme Treasure classic line to express their deep affection for hiring deposits :
once had 10 million deposits in front of me
But I did not let the customer deposit as regular
Later he turned it away and I regretted it
The most painful thing in the world is this
If God can give me another chance
I will definitely let him save it as regular
If I have to give This period is added to this period
I hope it is
Ten thousand years...
I remembered that after my colleague won 10 million, when the reporter interviewed him, the scene of his words being unfaithful to the bank reflected in my mind . What kind of professionalism is this? How has the money affected the bankers? What a lifelike image!
Actually, if you think about it carefully, why isn’t it the same for me? I just didn’t win 10 million yuan, and it’s not my turn to show this glorious moment. The only place where I can show my sense of existence is here, alas .
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