1_There are so many fans at the concert
2_You have to learn to bend
3_Why do dogs like to eat bones?
4_If your wife has already prepared the meal and your friend calls you to have a big meal, where would you choose to eat as a man? Ha ha
5_for what? ?
6_The fate is destined, is destined to , God will arrange for you to meet
Featured funny pictures: I was on the train today, and I felt a little diarrhea. When I got on, I hurried in to unbuckle the belt, zip down and take off The trousers squatted down in one breath, and I felt that joy with a puff... Later I learned that the windproof cover under the toilet was broken! Do you know that everyone in the car looked surprised at the spots on my lower body and the faint smell of shit? Ask for the shadow area in my heart!
7_This can only be played at noon, you know all about it
8_Be careful when driving in Canada
9_The other party actually ran away, brother, I’m all responsible, what are you doing?
10_A rural relative gave it to me, and she didn’t tell me how to eat, and my teeth were almost bitten off.
The teacher said in the parent group that there were two children in class to read extracurricular books, and named the two parents to buy an educational extracurricular book, and put it in the library corner of the classroom as punishment. Li Jian’s parents responded quickly: "Good teacher, buy After the delivery of the complete set of 4 copies of "Small Stories", I will send it to school!" The teacher replied quickly: "You don't need to buy a complete set, just one copy is enough, mainly to have a warning effect on the child..." The parents are very polite: "Teacher who is okay and okay, this bastard will definitely commit it again in the future. I will pay the punishment four times first..."
selected funny pictures: God asks: What are your wishes? Someone said:" Please give me nine lives" The wish came true. One day, he wanted to try to die once, since there were nine lives anyway, he chose to lie down. As a result, a train drove, and he died! When he arrived in heaven, he asked God: "Didn't I say that I have nine lives? How can I still die?" God: I didn't expect that the train had a selection of funny pictures and text: 0 Carriage
