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A peasant woman found a child stealing apples from a tree! The peasant woman shouted: "Little boy, let you not learn well, I'm going to tell your dad!" The boy quickly raised his head and shouted to the tree: "Dad, someone is looking for you down here!" Well, it won’t work.
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used to be a spare tire for a beautiful woman. She often texted me and chatted with me occasionally. She occasionally asked me out for coffee and sighed about life, but she didn’t let me touch her fingers. Later, she said that she could not contact me again when she was going to get married, but she thought I was a nice person and introduced me to her cousin. In this way, with her matchmaking, her cousin and I met and knew each other at first sight, and I became her cousin's spare. . . Hilarious men and women
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Last year, I met my first girlfriend in my life. I love her very much, and she loves me very much. One day I really couldn't help it, so I hugged and said: I miss you. She was terrified: Mom said that kissing would be pregnant! I said: But I can't help it. So I kissed her. One month later, she became pregnant. I became a father today, so happy! In the hilarious joke
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, the prison history said to the prisoner: "Your wife sees you are here." The prisoner asked, "What is her name?" The prison history said impatiently. Don’t you even know your wife’s name?” The prisoner replied, “Don’t you know that I committed bigamy.” Hilarious brother, next time you work for a long snack, it won’t work
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bought yesterday morning Apple, I asked: "How much is a catty?" Boss: "Three yuan a catty." I said: "It's too expensive, ten yuan is three catties." Boss: "No way, at least two yuan a catty. "The two old ladies next to me watched us petrify, and instantly I petrified. Hilarious jokes, brother
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, you are so boring, why not eat with your wife at home?
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boy, are you here to smash the scene? Sister
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, has the chocolate in your bag turned?
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You must buy a big house, otherwise you will be embarrassed if you want to go to the bathroom when you are cooking.
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The ribs that my wife stayed up all night, can I still eat this?
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