It is very windy outside today, and I am so scared. If anyone else is blown away, I can’t blow it away. That would be shameful.
1. I used to have a small deer bump, but now it’s okay, it crashed to death, now I just want to make a fortune.
2. I am curious, where did you find your objects.
3. Try to match up with classmates around you, as you will save a lot of money in the future.
4. Don't treat me hot and cold. My physique is not good and I tend to catch a cold.
5. I really want to talk about the love that your mother took ten million to let me leave you.
6. I have been single for a long time, let alone screw the cap, I can unscrew the fire hydrant.
7. Some people say that I am ugly, I am sad, and feel sorry for her very much. I was blind at a young age.
8. Life will make you suffer for a while. After you adapt, you will suffer for a lifetime.
9. I bought a pot of mimosa today. I am not shy when I go back and ask the boss. The boss said: "Maybe the pot you bought is shameless."
10. I confess that I have undergone plastic surgery-my belly is bulging.
11. Every time I face food,I warned myself: "If you eat too much, you will die." But it turns out that I am not afraid of death at all.
12. You walked really well, otherwise you are always worried about whether you have any problems with your legs and feet and you can't walk.
13. If my life is made into a movie, then I have already figured out the name of the movie, and it will be called a poor life.
14. My future is not a dream, my future is a nightmare.
15. Although I was poor in the past, I am happy, but now it is different. Now I am not only poor, but also unhappy.
16. There is a sad call.
17. Have you ever heard the story of "big pig said yes, little pig said no"?
18. It's holiday, buy a globe, the world is so big, you can not only take a look, but also go around.
19. Mix with me, if I eat a bite of rice, you will have a bowl of brush.
20. I was blinded just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd!
21. Please pay attention to the food around you. You may die if you are not careful.
22. Don't worry, don't panic about things that cannot be solved today, because you can't solve them tomorrow.
23. The current underground parking lot is designed like a maze,It takes a long time to find out that I don't have a car every time.
24. How strong is a physique to hold up your filthy soul?
25. It turned out that I didn’t know the standard of choosing a spouse until I met you. I just know that you can't ask for it like this.
26. I am about to fall in love. I don’t know who I am, so I’ll be happy for him.
27. Some people are not satisfied, they already have double chins and want double eyelids.
28. What is a male god? It is the kind of man who has nothing to do with you in this life.
29. Life is like a dream, I always have insomnia; life is like a play, I always wear clothes; life is like a song, I always run out of tune; life is like a battlefield, I always get into trouble.
30. Being ugly is a disease, or why is the place where plastic surgery is called a hospital? If you are ugly, don't give up treatment!
31. Young people should not always think that the sky will fall into the sky Pie, keep your feet on the ground, maybe you will find money on the ground?
32. Before getting married, I think I can change the world. After getting married, I suddenly discovered that I can't even change the TV channel!
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